By crazytown62 - 14/02/2012 15:32 - United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
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Forever alone?

welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book

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Forever alone?

just send flowers to the person that seems to be into you the most and see what happens.

Buy yourself a present, something you always wanted, and just enjoy the day.

OP doesn't have to be forever alone. That's what Pamela Handerson is for.

Isn't it pancake tuesday aswell??

Trust me, you aren't missing out on anything... After spending over $60 on valentines presents, I got a pack of gum

All day at school people were complaining about how they don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend. Get over it people! Guys - you still have your right hand and extra crash in your pocket that you didn't spend on a gift..

Its also fleshlight awareness day

All day, I will be making to myself with my right hand, while the left hand celebrates Single Loser Awareness Day, feelings like he can't get his hands on the action, like billions of other left hands.

Single for a reason. Waiting for zombie apocalypse survivor partner, duh.

I'm single too yeah it sucks but look at the bright side, at least you don't have to shell out a bunch of money for gifts.

Im gonna ask a girl out in an hour or so wish me luck

Its okay relationships cause way to many problems anyways, im single and happy

If he added another A word to it like Single Asshole Loser Awareness Day the acronym could be SALAD. :3

Very smart :) ..and very sad :( I hope everyone that doesn't have a Valentine today knows that they still have people in the world that love them :)

Umm so buy Twisted Metal like the rest of us single people and celebrate being alone by blowing up cars and shit.

Oh..yeah :) the smart thing was to number 17 :) haha..forgot to add that :l

I thought it was Singles Awareness Day. Where'd OP get this version?

With a picture like that you'll need all the luck you can get! Good luck!

What's up with all the panic of being alone on valentines day, if you where alone yesterday, then today's no different.

Don't you mean Palmala Handerson?

Valentines day over rated, enjoy the day do what you like n if u really want to receive a gift exchange with a friend.

I don't see why anyone is complaining just stay home with our good pals Ben & Jerry. They'll always be there, and they have many flavors to choose from! :]

Well, here in AZ us singles celebrate Arizona's cenntenial instead. :) Happy Birthday Arizona!

I mean, there are so many worse things in the world then being single on Valentines Day..

Call me crazy but a person is supposed to be happy regardless of whether you're single or not...

I'm single and it doesn't bother me, just another tuesday! (I'm a loser so this is what we say to feel better about ourselves)

Think positive OP now the other singles know your available go find yourself a cutie(;

On a side note, getting drunk today aint all that bad sounding on this normal tuesday

Oh, I call it Rosie Palm...

*tay* signing in... I'll bring cupcakes with chocolate icing :P

Lets just all go eat pancakes and get over it ;):)

I thought so too! Cause that makes the acronym SAD. SLAD just doesn't make any sense!

It's Singles Awarness Day (SAD)

NOT FOR ME :D!!

#10 we should hook up ;)

one does not need a significant other to enjoy valentines day. just a gun, tons of ammunition and a shitload of unsuspecting victims. let the massacre begin!

With that gay haircut? Really?

Ahaha you jelly?

Just a little, haha

He's in a relationship.... With a man

With that haircut, I'm deeply surprised that you ain't single. Or you're just not telling the truth.

well fuck you too

Lol you guys are fucking pathetic.

Says the guiedo lol $5 says this loser doesn't have a gf

Get off fml and get a freaking girlfriend!!!

Surprisingly *cough cough*

Hey, don't make fun of him, girlfriends can be hard to find in metroland.

Do people actually find that look attractive? Also, what the fuck is sticking out of your neck?

Dude u look gay

U look like a total faggot

220---- shut up. No need to be a fuckin asshole.

2-- ignore these fuckers. Apparently they have nothing better to do than insult a random ass person online. You're handsome and I hope you had a good day with your valentine.

To bad son Fyl I'm not single haha

May have came across Rude there

Too bad for you because you can't spell!

I do not believe I made a grammatical error

You used the wrong form of "to" and used no punctiation.

Aw fuck! She made a mistake! Get the pepper spray!

Aw boohoo, are you gonna cry about it? Does that really get to you? Pussy

No its Forever Alone Day.

No, it's Forever Alone People day. So it's FAP day!

but that breaks the no fap February challenge

No it's Singles Awareness Day= S.A.D

It's herpies awareness day. Everyone with a rose/stuffed doll/balloon, are being honest and telling the world that they have herpies. :D

welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book

*Michael* signing in. :( this sucks :(

:A_TEEN: Is there a welcome party?

Signing in boss. Are we watching "Chicks with Dicks part 2" this time?

stevenJB 25

*signs name:Steven* XD

yes there will be

i brought jurassic park and ice cream if anyone wants to share.

:Angie: I brought Ass Rangers 4 for us to watch :)

Jesse signing in , I brought backdoor sluts 9

I'm down!!!! I'll bring some chocolate sprinkles too!!!! :D

Sign me at the top of the list! FML

160- what about the Lord of the Ringholes series?

Simon signing in, I brought brownies and a watermelon...

I'm not single...but I brought the entire twilight series. So you can thank me later. For now lets watch. *signs in*

Not sure why everyone is sad... Guys, find a lonely guy.... Girls, find a Horny guy. Problem solved, judging by the thread, there are plenty of singles.

:zombicidal: I brought Backdoor sluts 9 and icecream sandwiches

oh fuck someone else brought the same film darn hang on I'll run back to my place and grab bangin my step mom3

*signs name: joshua*. Is today the day we get laid again?

Ban TheWindowLicker pls?

I think WindowLicker was only trying to do something nice for us. I don't know about you guys, but I always watch comedy movies to cheer up when I'm sad.

"stupid friend zone..." *John*

More recruits! YAY! knowyourmeme. co m /memes/subcultures/the-solo-regiment/photos

Lauren signing in. I brought 22 gallons of Ben and Jerry's.

*Signs in: Sammi* all I brought was a various variety of cheeses and whine I also brought hand made sweaters for everyone!

No one ever signs my guestbook :( *forever alone*

Spinn signing in babyyy

*signs in* I brought Titanic to watch :'(

CODY* FML,.... Ugh, I'll bring the chips and soda if it's not too late,:/.... And the lotion,

For fuckin real bro:/

Can I bring the whipped cream?

Oh, you're right! D: Yes shit IS correct :)

I'm right there with ya buddy.

What time does the narwhal bacon? (had to comment on your pic)

When you put it over a fire

79- MIDNIGHT!

I thought we had a rule where we wouldn't say that anymore.

I'm right there with ya buddy.

Oh, for heaven's sake. Stop griping about how much Valentines Day sucks and go enjoy some chocolate. Your cannabinoid receptors will thank you.

Exactly! Just for fun, my coworker and I exchanged chocolates. I ate the whole box :). Go enjoy yourself, no need to be down on... Tuesday.

Seems we have a smart one here! Well played.

9, I think I love you.

Yeah you can always look foward to the discounted chocolates right after today ;)

143 - exactly!! Discounted chocolate for the rest of the week, and free chocolate today!

Tell me about it. You know what? No don't cause people keep posting " I'm gonna be so alone for valentines day" bullshit!