Love: Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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By rejectedson - 15/10/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

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rubberduckie94 13

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:42

Did you say yes? If so who is going to walk you down the aisle?

Chilombian 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:42

That's...something.

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kcsm1995 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 2:55

"i think i wanna marry you" (8)

lilmissny599 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:23

This made my ******* day:p!!

kaitie311 1

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:36

Um.. Wow! Best proposal story I've ever heard!

bunnypancakes 5

Wednesday 15 February 2012 4:27

Is your dad Woody Allen?

Posiedon57 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 5:26

"Daddy knows what's best for his little girl.."

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 15 February 2012 5:38

daddy doesn't need another drink.

Cyanide03 7

Wednesday 15 February 2012 7:36

Damn rednecks..

kismentia 10

Wednesday 15 February 2012 9:49

Yeeesh, what would Freud say about this if he were alive today? (besides "Help! I'm trapped in a box!")

Gholi 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 11:01

Were also drunk enough to say yes??

afgzz 2

Wednesday 15 February 2012 12:05

Maybe he sees your mom In you and wants to get it in

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