Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
News to me
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
cai
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
sober
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Girl…
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Anonymous
Saint Gallen, Switzerland
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
cdestarac
United States
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
whattheactualfuck
Durban, South Africa
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
Top comments
rubberduckie94 13
Did you say yes? If so who is going to walk you down the aisle?
Chilombian 0
That's...something.
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Comments (142)
iloveweed69 7
that's creepy
d_unsub 12
Happy Valentines OP!!
coletrain11 5
Hooray for the Elektra Complex!
Slimshots 8
YDI for looking like your mother.
DalPozzo13 10
That akward moment when...
Jojonik17 6
Valentines Day does that to people XD fyl
CommanderBalls 10
Well congrats you now are taken
silentblack 0
Awkwardddd
shsbrownie 3
where are you registered?
monicadempsy 5
When's the wedding?