Miscellaneous: Today, my dad got over his aversion to tight pants, giving everyone...

They're so shiny that you can see your reflection in them. Those are the only pants that give you the ability to say "I can see myself in your pants" and not mean it sexually.

eunami 15

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:23

Top it off with a low cut tank top and his new look is complete

guinea_pigs 9

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:23

As if waiting at the DMV wasn't uncomfortable enough already!

Steve95401 49

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:25

I hope he at least wasn't going commando in his skin tight jeans.

Cads1 24

Saturday 2 May 2015 2:50

The jeans will keep "the package" secure.

Dick_diamond 22

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:25

When it comes to jeans, tight is not right..

NickEd 11

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:27

Just when you thought the dmv couldn't get worse

abNormal62 23

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:30

He wanted them to all know that he drove stick as well as automatic?

IAmMonkey 14

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:37

Next time your dad needs laundry done, act like you're being a nice son/daughter and do it for him. and then throw all the pairs of skinny jeans away

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