By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 15:25

Today, my dad got over his aversion to tight pants, giving everyone at the DMV a good look at his package in skin-tight blue jeans. FML
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fifi125 21

He got them apple bottom jeans (jeans) Boots with the fur (with the fur) Got the DMV looking at himmm

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shaaza 16

He hits the flo'! (He hits the flo'!) Next thing you know! Daddy got low low low low low low low low...

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DeathofCareBear 21

I would think that would feel very uncomfortable for him.

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CrassKal 27

Tight pants, like skinny jeans, can cause nerve damage to the legs and feet.

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DeathofCareBear 21

I know that that's why I don't get why he would wear them.

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ZombieVampirez 24

He likes his nuts hugged tight every now and then. Ha

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fifi125 21

He got them apple bottom jeans (jeans) Boots with the fur (with the fur) Got the DMV looking at himmm

221 8
shaaza 16

He hits the flo'! (He hits the flo'!) Next thing you know! Daddy got low low low low low low low low...

75 3
ApplePie1994 27

You, sir, deserve ALL the cookies. The warm kind. With double chocolate chips.

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Welshite 39

He should have gone with gold sequined pants. Everyone loves those.

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MrSassypants 33

They're so shiny that you can see your reflection in them. Those are the only pants that give you the ability to say "I can see myself in your pants" and not mean it sexually.

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eunami 15

Top it off with a low cut tank top and his new look is complete

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guinea_pigs 9

As if waiting at the DMV wasn't uncomfortable enough already!

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Steve95401 49

I hope he at least wasn't going commando in his skin tight jeans.

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Cads1 24

The jeans will keep "the package" secure.

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Dick_diamond 22

When it comes to jeans, tight is not right..

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NickEd 11

Just when you thought the dmv couldn't get worse

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abNormal62 23

He wanted them to all know that he drove stick as well as automatic?

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IAmMonkey 14

Next time your dad needs laundry done, act like you're being a nice son/daughter and do it for him. and then throw all the pairs of skinny jeans away

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