Love: Today, I got to my apartment early after being out really late... - FML

By ZPyRoGoDz - 02/11/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I got to my apartment early after being out really late the night before. Maybe next time I should call ahead of time so that my roommate has time to sneak my girlfriend out of his bedroom. FML

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Monday 2 November 2009 16:08

Man that sucks.

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Monday 2 November 2009 16:14

eeshk!! Sorry dude, well you're way better off at least you know now she's like that

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Monday 2 November 2009 16:08

Man that sucks.

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Monday 2 November 2009 19:28

Chillax She enjoys differant people... it doesnt meen she preferes him to you or anything jeez

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Monday 2 November 2009 22:00

God forbid one expects their significant other to actually be faithful to them.

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Tuesday 3 November 2009 2:45

Srsly?! I Don't Know how that would work in anyone's world. Cheating is a lack of respect for all parties involved, it doesn't matter how you try to spin it.

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Tuesday 20 March 2012 4:30

Anybody wondering what Op was doing out so late? Or with whom?

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Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:15

79, probably partying with friends and not cheating on his girlfriend. Hope that answers both your questions.

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Monday 2 November 2009 16:13

So sorry dude. That's the pits.

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Monday 2 November 2009 16:14

eeshk!! Sorry dude, well you're way better off at least you know now she's like that

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Monday 2 November 2009 16:19

sorry:( you deserve better.

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Monday 2 November 2009 16:25

ouch!! that bites

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Monday 2 November 2009 16:28

That blows... kick his ass.

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Monday 2 November 2009 16:28

amazing

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Monday 2 November 2009 16:29

wow. I know that that's like... leave the skank behind

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Monday 2 November 2009 16:31

what did you do?

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Monday 2 November 2009 16:35

Ouch, its extra brutal when its someone like a roommate, because you tend to be stuck with them for the duration.

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