FML : Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began...

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Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Mason_Jayson Say more :

This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

By Mason_Jayson / Sunday 22 March 2009 19:45 / United States

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By freaky922 | 0

#51000 - Sunday 22 March 2009 23:32

Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

By xjbearx | 0

#51002 - Sunday 22 March 2009 23:33

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

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By freaky922 | 0

#51000 - Sunday 22 March 2009 23:32

Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

StallionDuck | 0

#366945 - Saturday 4 July 2009 12:59

Exactly!!!! Ignore it!!!!! xD
God I feel sorry for that kid, must've hurt like hell...

DJMAC7 | 0

#971695 - Wednesday 31 March 2010 6:04

thanks for telling us now i have to go to bed with this nasty thought in my head

cookiemobzta | 0

#1028117 - Friday 11 June 2010 20:20

lol gunshot wound!

CitizenSnipz | 0

#1461445 - Sunday 26 September 2010 21:12

Say this:
"WTF happened?! You're bleeding!"
You're technically not lying.

confusdsincbirth | 5

#1502375 - Tuesday 5 October 2010 13:58

LMFAO I could just imagine that..

Sheebaby187 | 0

#2666803 - Sunday 12 June 2011 19:58

YOUR DIGUSTING this has nothing to do with OCD I'm all for that person ripping. The mo lhair from that filthy kid and that should've. Been done ages ago by someone else and obviously you must've. Have not read correctly. Because that's jus so fucking nasty and you just plain nasty period!

sarahbear992 | 6

#3835401 - Thursday 5 January 2012 19:27

you're typing is fucking nasty and makes me want to hurl. chill the hell out.

tellithowitis | 13

#3933872 - Tuesday 24 January 2012 5:47

If you insist on correcting someone on their speech, make sure you have your own spelling and capitalization.
*Your (with capitalized Y)
Also, it would not be you're since it is possessive in the sentence
You're basically saying "You are typing is ridiculous..."
Lastly the "C" in chill is indeed capitalized also.
Hope this mini lesson benefited everyone...

NattyB123 | 8

#3976137 - Wednesday 1 February 2012 14:15

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

22cute | 17

#4492146 - Monday 28 May 2012 20:42

It kinda looks like that anyway, ya know?

ArielleLeigh | 5

#4725976 - Tuesday 24 July 2012 4:08

Totally agree

PunkRocker333 | 1

#5442467 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 3:48

you cant exactly do that

izzie321 | 27

#5641067 - Saturday 24 August 2013 4:57

Sounds like something that would happen to me.

pancakesrock | 7

#5977174 - Monday 16 June 2014 6:56

It's really hard if you actually HAVE OCD.

Noelletakumi | 36

#6079009 - Thursday 2 October 2014 5:30

Oh my gosh. Poor girl, that must have been disgusting to watch on her end. Don't do something like that in public again...save it for when you're alone.

By xjbearx | 0

#51002 - Sunday 22 March 2009 23:33

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

By pinkfrenchrose | 5

#51003 - Sunday 22 March 2009 23:33

Wtf?!

By Your_Shadow | 0

#51005 - Sunday 22 March 2009 23:33

O.O
Why'd you do that...?

WTF_BRAIN | 11

#6035784 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 0:25

Having OCD can make people do things that others might find plain stupid. It can be very hard to control.

Purexinsanity | 46

#6253957 - Monday 6 April 2015 16:07

Except nowhere on the FML does it say OP had OCD and it's unfair to blame the disorder when it could just as easily have been OP being an idiot who thought their action was a harmless one.

itsy4boi | 14

#6439809 - Tuesday 20 October 2015 6:32

because hes fucking STUPID

By Stinkyfeet | 0

#51006 - Sunday 22 March 2009 23:33

That's just gross.

Now I'll have that image stuck in my head for a week. FML

ShortRound_babie | 0

#4156127 - Monday 12 March 2012 23:16

That made want to hurl too. FML

By neoblack | 0

#51008 - Sunday 22 March 2009 23:34

...Damn. Just. Damn.

By lonligurl | 0

#51011 - Sunday 22 March 2009 23:34

i'm sorry, next time you shouldn't touch people's hair.
what if she had lice or something!

bezach | 0

#931450 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 6:15

if evalution(don't you trolls dare start) is correct than it's an instnk from our early mammal years

Person000 | 0

#1729862 - Sunday 21 November 2010 7:34

If I am correct (and don't you trolls dare start) "evalution" is spelled evolution.

makennaj | 0

#2191697 - Thursday 17 March 2011 3:07

Bahahaha!!!! you're funny.

twiride | 12

#2361327 - Sunday 17 April 2011 6:43

HAHAHAHAHA 290 that's funny!

ben22rosebery | 0

#3083448 - Thursday 11 August 2011 6:50

evolution* instinct*

By latuka | 0

#51015 - Sunday 22 March 2009 23:35

thats why you don't yank. if you see a loose hair and MUST pull it, pull loosely/slowly, if it truley is loose it'll fall out by itself. if it isn't youll feel the slight tug, and you will realize it is not loose, and hopefully the whole thing will go unnoticed.

YDI def.

you don't do that shit to strangers anyways.

By princess243 | 0

#51016 - Sunday 22 March 2009 23:36

wtf.. why would you do that?? :S

By ish_happens223 | 0

#51023 - Sunday 22 March 2009 23:37

ew ew ew! that is SO gross!!! that's why mommies and daddies tell their children not to talk to strangers, especially dont TOUCH strangers' equally strange body hair.