By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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You deserved it 168 627

Mason_Jayson tells us more.

This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

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Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

xjbearx 0

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.


Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

Exactly!!!! Ignore it!!!!! xD God I feel sorry for that kid, must've hurt like hell...


thanks for telling us now i have to go to bed with this nasty thought in my head

Say this: "WTF happened?! You're bleeding!" You're technically not lying.

confusdsincbirth 5

LMFAO I could just imagine that..

Sheebaby187 0

YOUR DIGUSTING this has nothing to do with OCD I'm all for that person ripping. The mo lhair from that filthy kid and that should've. Been done ages ago by someone else and obviously you must've. Have not read correctly. Because that's jus so ******* nasty and you just plain nasty period!

you're typing is ******* nasty and makes me want to hurl. chill the hell out.

If you insist on correcting someone on their speech, make sure you have your own spelling and capitalization. *Your (with capitalized Y) Also, it would not be you're since it is possessive in the sentence You're basically saying "You are typing is ridiculous..." Lastly the "C" in chill is indeed capitalized also. Hope this mini lesson benefited everyone...

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22cute 17

It kinda looks like that anyway, ya know?

Sounds like something that would happen to me.

It's really hard if you actually HAVE OCD.

Oh my gosh. Poor girl, that must have been disgusting to watch on her end. Don't do something like that in public it for when you're alone.

xjbearx 0

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

Your_Shadow 0

Having OCD can make people do things that others might find plain stupid. It can be very hard to control.

Except nowhere on the FML does it say OP had OCD and it's unfair to blame the disorder when it could just as easily have been OP being an idiot who thought their action was a harmless one.

itsy4boi 14

That's just gross. Now I'll have that image stuck in my head for a week. FML

lonligurl 0

i'm sorry, next time you shouldn't touch people's hair. what if she had lice or something!

bezach 0

if evalution(don't you trolls dare start) is correct than it's an instnk from our early mammal years

Person000 0

If I am correct (and don't you trolls dare start) "evalution" is spelled evolution.

thats why you don't yank. if you see a loose hair and MUST pull it, pull loosely/slowly, if it truley is loose it'll fall out by itself. if it isn't youll feel the slight tug, and you will realize it is not loose, and hopefully the whole thing will go unnoticed. YDI def. you don't do that shit to strangers anyways.

ish_happens223 0

ew ew ew! that is SO gross!!! that's why mommies and daddies tell their children not to talk to strangers, especially dont TOUCH strangers' equally strange body hair.