My spirit animal. :-)

I know a guy who sells MiB neurolyzers, his pager number is 555-0123.

That’s foul. When you see them hanging over the plate, don’t be afraid to sacrifice and swing for a double. And if he asks for long relief, run like hell for a new home. You don’t want to get caught in the pickle.

Not even brain bleach can save you now.

More FOUL balls 😂

I feel your pain. My extremely overweight mother-in-law wears an old VERY short flannel nightie until late morning, and sits in her recliner with the foot rest up. Needless to say, one gets a full view of her privates whenever you glance her way. We have both asked her to please wear underwear when we stay, but she won't. We now stay in a hotel when we visit.

Don't like it? Move out.

was he watching walking dead with your sister while eating forbidden cake after prom?

awe man, there's nothing worse than when the one ball that hangs lower gets stuck to the leather chair.

awe man, there's nothing worse than when the one ball that hangs lower gets stuck to the leather chair.