By Good morning to you all - 20/06/2018 20:30

Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML
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samomaha 17

I feel your pain. My extremely overweight mother-in-law wears an old VERY short flannel nightie until late morning, and sits in her recliner with the foot rest up. Needless to say, one gets a full view of her privates whenever you glance her way. We have both asked her to please wear underwear when we stay, but she won't. We now stay in a hotel when we visit.

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azouwa 26

My spirit animal. :-)

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azouwa 26

My spirit animal. :-)

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I know a guy who sells MiB neurolyzers, his pager number is 555-0123.

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RichardPencil 30

That’s foul. When you see them hanging over the plate, don’t be afraid to sacrifice and swing for a double. And if he asks for long relief, run like hell for a new home. You don’t want to get caught in the pickle.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Not even brain bleach can save you now.

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YupThatsRight01 6

More FOUL balls 😂

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samomaha 17

I feel your pain. My extremely overweight mother-in-law wears an old VERY short flannel nightie until late morning, and sits in her recliner with the foot rest up. Needless to say, one gets a full view of her privates whenever you glance her way. We have both asked her to please wear underwear when we stay, but she won't. We now stay in a hotel when we visit.

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Lobby_Bee 17

I have this strange feeling for a pastrami sandwich right after I read this.

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PenguinPal3017 19

Without knowing her age this isn't a reasonable option.

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openawhole00 6

was he watching walking dead with your sister while eating forbidden cake after prom?

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Davros 12

awe man, there's nothing worse than when the one ball that hangs lower gets stuck to the leather chair.

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Davros 12

awe man, there's nothing worse than when the one ball that hangs lower gets stuck to the leather chair.

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