By Good morning to you all
Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML
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By  azouwa  |  26

My spirit animal. :-)

By  RichardPencil  |  28

That’s foul. When you see them hanging over the plate, don’t be afraid to sacrifice and swing for a double.

And if he asks for long relief, run like hell for a new home. You don’t want to get caught in the pickle.

By  samomaha  |  17

I feel your pain. My extremely overweight mother-in-law wears an old VERY short flannel nightie until late morning, and sits in her recliner with the foot rest up. Needless to say, one gets a full view of her privates whenever you glance her way. We have both asked her to please wear underwear when we stay, but she won't. We now stay in a hotel when we visit.

  PenguinPal3017  |  19

Without knowing her age this isn't a reasonable option.