Intimacy: Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website...

By diddlysquat - 14/01/2009 08:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

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By workhoe - 20/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:49 - France

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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By erin - 04/02/2010 14:51 - France

Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML

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By Extended_desktop - 11/09/2011 17:53 - Poland

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

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By debodave - 22/07/2009 20:06 - Germany

Today, I phoned one of the IT guys upstairs for help with my PC. He said it would only take a few minutes; and would just fix it through a direct connection from his computer to mine. Hours later, I was feeling horny, and quickly checked out an adult website. Mr IT Guy was still connected. FML

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By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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By facepalm - 28/12/2009 10:35 - Singapore

Today, my husband was fired for chatting online for the third time in a month during office hours. Who was he chatting with? Me, telling him to get off the chat programme so he wouldn't lose his job. FML

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By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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By angry - 04/11/2009 18:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on webcam with my girlfriend, who was naked. She turned the webcam to point it at the screen for a second, and she was also on webcam with another guy. FML

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Sunday 29 March 2009 0:11

well you shouldn't be doing that at work in the first place!

Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:00

high five to your co-worker, snap!

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greenman_fml 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 13:30

did he take care of it for you?

assgas 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 0:10

I hate you

Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:00

high five to your co-worker, snap!

Roi_fml 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 21:06

Oh, god, that's a good idea.

maiden_girl 5

Sunday 15 February 2009 14:10

LOL @ #5... I guess your co-worker was trying to encourage you to work rather than participate in cyber-love.

GamerSavant 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:16

haWt

musicislife11 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:28

hahhahhahahhaah OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

louisianagrrrrl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 0:11

well you shouldn't be doing that at work in the first place!

3ree 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 6:35

woulda been funnier if it was your boss, then he fired you

absoluteZER0 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 4:45

That's what you get for doing that at work. xDD

reinapayasa 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:39

what are co-workers for really.

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