Shidding and farding

By Anonymous - 07/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 110
You deserved it 290

Same thing different taste

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DoctorPALO 14

First of all, why in the hell would you leave a 2-year-old unsupervised in a bathtub? Second of all, toddlers do this which is why they call it BABYSITTING. You are supposed to be WITH the baby. Certainly not leaving a child that you don't know alone for 15 minutes. YDI.

xxlk4xx 6

I'm hoping the tub just wasn't filled up while two year old was in it, I've definitely put my messy toddler down in the empty tub while I run to get wipes or something!

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DoctorPALO 14

First of all, why in the hell would you leave a 2-year-old unsupervised in a bathtub? Second of all, toddlers do this which is why they call it BABYSITTING. You are supposed to be WITH the baby. Certainly not leaving a child that you don't know alone for 15 minutes. YDI.

xxlk4xx 6

I'm hoping the tub just wasn't filled up while two year old was in it, I've definitely put my messy toddler down in the empty tub while I run to get wipes or something!

How full of shit was that kid? Perhaps you're the one who should be paid for twenty minutes or a single quarter.