Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, my father got drunk and became crazy. He just kept talking nonsense and swaying while walking. It seemed like he was going to vomit. I hate him being like this. FML
Today, in the midst of his ongoing mid-life crisis, my dad forced me to accompany him for some father-son bonding. The bonding involved me driving us away at high speed after he gleefully hurled a bucket of paint all over a store window. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my father got out of rehab for his alcoholism. This would be great if he hadn't started drinking the moment he got home. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Better than father and daughter bondage time, I suppose.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Sounds like a good time. At least he didn't call you hot.
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Comments (132)
MysticMint 0
Family fun! ;)
louie111887 0
get drunk with him ? lol do it !
ceddyz17 10
you gotta make those situations fun =)
tiger3110 6
have a drink with him you know how many times he's had to sit thru chick flicks and do lame crap for you
yumsugarr 8
Ohmygod. lovely.
jess6blondie9 3
At least you're bonding?
Sadieladean 0
with the exception that they would have to get to them to put cheese on them....ewwww. lol
IHumpYourMother 0
what do you mean you have to go get them? i think your confused. hes balls are attached to him.
Darcon 8
get drunk with him!
singer314 0
i agree get drunk with him
beatrucelynn 0
There's nothing wrong with that at all......