By Une Fille - 18/12/2011 05:18 - Canada

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Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML
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perdix 29

Algebra fail! The problem is stated as an inequality. (Number of sex toys) > 1 x age Therefore, the OP must be 18 or younger.

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BeeMaddness 0

At least u were only cleaning them instead of using them. :) it could be worse

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thecovert 7

We'll just see if some thing comes up that you can discuss.

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bshawndes1 0

Got to be more careful...

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aFreedom127 9

Good thing he didn't go looking for #20.

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alligatorman 0

It's called come clean

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cestplat 5

Are all you ***** that stupid? She said she has more sex toys than years she has been alive. Why does everybody keep saying she is 19?

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rogwest 23

People are stupid an cant read that's why!

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LullzKitteh 1

1: dayumn, bitch, that's a HUGE collection of sex toys! 2: were you cleaning them to bring with you? 3: shouldn't they already be clean, unless you just used them? 4: it's called a DOOR LOCK, look into it!

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aliaskis 3

Nice summation of practically every other post.

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rulezdunmatter 12

Let's just hope he didn't start a conversation about that with you.

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geod69 8

Well at least he didn't ask if he could use them

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