Intimacy: Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break....

By Une Fille - 18/12/2011 05:18 - Canada

Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML

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Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me, I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70's porn. Merry Christmas? FML

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Sunday 18 December 2011 12:45

Algebra fail! The problem is stated as an inequality. (Number of sex toys) > 1 x age Therefore, the OP must be 18 or younger.

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splashman 7

Monday 19 December 2011 0:13

You should have done the best thing possible during that ride. Plug in the headphones and try to go to sleep.

perminator94 5

Monday 19 December 2011 0:34

19?geeze...sorry to say but your lonely/:

MaciiMassacre 3

Monday 19 December 2011 0:34

Sounds Fun! :)

Horcruxer 0

Monday 19 December 2011 0:51

Girls will be girls

Atmaster 3

Monday 19 December 2011 0:57

Really?? It's more like a five hour drive. Anyway good luck!

ladi_luck702 0

Monday 19 December 2011 1:24

Haha at least he should be happy it's with toys and not with that many guys! Aww it's ok he has to know about them

jynxsxe 0

Monday 19 December 2011 1:41

you must be a fattie.

katt_is_here 24

Monday 19 December 2011 3:26

Dumbass.

Hulabaloola 0

Monday 19 December 2011 1:58

At least you clean them. "Cleanliness is next to Godliness", that's what parents always say.

mbrooks5110 0

Monday 19 December 2011 1:58

Ever heard of locking a door?

Bluebonkerchic 0

Monday 19 December 2011 2:35

Since he walked in on you were you cleaning them out in the open like in the kitchen sink instead of in the bathroom?

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