Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
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trollsemen
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Sooo.... What's your gamertag??
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WCARlover
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Wow, another sucky father FML...did he buy you cigarettes when you were 15 too?
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joecelticsballa
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Tell him to F off and hide it
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
^You have to if they mess with your xbox.
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chell1894
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Xbox, mans best friend.
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chell1894
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And 9 I know plenty of fathers that *raised* their child that deserve a fuck off.
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xoconnie
| 8
LOL burn.
sorry dude, thats quite sad.
sorry dude, thats quite sad.
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flamerocker
| 9
Tell him you sold it for a PS3. That way, if he does visit you, it will be for you!
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jacob12311
| 4
18 you put words in " " not * *, where did you learn how to type sarcastic????
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chell1894
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It's called a typo. Chill
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StoryOfTheYear
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1- Why would you hide it after telling him to F off. The reasoning behind telling him that is so you get to keep it and play it.
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lolwutsameme
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33- incorrect grammar, proper way to say that would be "sarcastically."
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trollsemen
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Sooo.... What's your gamertag??
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
jccwell?
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kickazz16
| 15
Chucknorrisisadinosaurhunter :)
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Ricky23J
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S0 FI2ESH 23
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hailphire130
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There's a 20% chance that it's XxXSniperzzzXxX.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
I would've marked an x on a cardboard box and given it to him.
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RebekahBrooke
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Aww wow that's really sad. :(
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brutuka
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U comment on alot of fmls
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FuttBuck
| 0
I'd tap you.
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JustinComments
| 3
You two, tuck your boners... she's like 15
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RebekahBrooke
| 9
You can't spell.
You creep me out.
And thank you!
You creep me out.
And thank you!
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iMagzzzy
| 0
You know that you only get likes because of your picture.
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SneakherHead
| 5
I liked your comment because of your picture Wendy
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NagatoPain
| 4
63 I disliked your comment cause your acting like some smartass here on FML!
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RebekahBrooke
| 9
So am I not supposed to have a picture of myself? :/
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FuttBuck
| 0
Yeah, looks like some people can't take a joke.
I'm 16, I'll "tuck my boner"
I'm 16, I'll "tuck my boner"
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KYLEW72
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Hey
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twofirstnames
| 12
Join him..
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WCARlover
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Wow, another sucky father FML...did he buy you cigarettes when you were 15 too?
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kaileb
| 7
Haha great dad bro
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marpay
| 11
Play together. That would be more fun than letting it get you down.
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Kethbad_fml
| 2
This!
And if the matriarch ever comes along to pick him up, send her straight to the kitchen... I
Indeed, wars make people hungry. xD
And if the matriarch ever comes along to pick him up, send her straight to the kitchen... I
Indeed, wars make people hungry. xD
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RabidBunny
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I know people are going to hate but I prefer PS3...let the flames begin
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kidwiththeface42
| 7
Have a nice friendly 1v1 with him. Umad dad?
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GasMaskKid13
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Gamertag: Xx_Ass-Of-A-Dad_xX
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lena6310
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I lol'd