FML : Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he...

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jccwell / Friday 23 September 2011 16:50 / United States

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By trollsemen | 8

#3335942 - Saturday 24 September 2011 0:27

Sooo.... What's your gamertag??

By WCARlover | 34

#3335971 - Saturday 24 September 2011 0:31

Wow, another sucky father FML...did he buy you cigarettes when you were 15 too?

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By joecelticsballa | 0

#3335900 - Saturday 24 September 2011 0:23

Tell him to F off and hide it

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#3336017 - Saturday 24 September 2011 0:39

^You have to if they mess with your xbox.

chell1894 | 13

#3336052 - Saturday 24 September 2011 0:49

Xbox, mans best friend.

chell1894 | 13

#3336065 - Saturday 24 September 2011 0:50

And 9 I know plenty of fathers that *raised* their child that deserve a fuck off.

xoconnie | 8

#3336069 - Saturday 24 September 2011 0:51

LOL burn.
sorry dude, thats quite sad.

flamerocker | 9

#3336081 - Saturday 24 September 2011 0:54

Tell him you sold it for a PS3. That way, if he does visit you, it will be for you!

jacob12311 | 4

#3336265 - Saturday 24 September 2011 1:30

18 you put words in " " not * *, where did you learn how to type sarcastic????

chell1894 | 13

#3336522 - Saturday 24 September 2011 3:01

It's called a typo. Chill

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3337356 - Saturday 24 September 2011 7:20

1- Why would you hide it after telling him to F off. The reasoning behind telling him that is so you get to keep it and play it.

lolwutsameme | 0

#3345077 - Sunday 25 September 2011 19:21

33- incorrect grammar, proper way to say that would be "sarcastically."

By trollsemen | 8

#3335942 - Saturday 24 September 2011 0:27

Sooo.... What's your gamertag??

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#3336026 - Saturday 24 September 2011 0:43

jccwell?

kickazz16 | 15

#3336166 - Saturday 24 September 2011 1:12

Chucknorrisisadinosaurhunter :)

Ricky23J | 0

#3336830 - Saturday 24 September 2011 4:59

S0 FI2ESH 23

hailphire130 | 0

#3336999 - Saturday 24 September 2011 5:52

There's a 20% chance that it's XxXSniperzzzXxX.

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#3337056 - Saturday 24 September 2011 5:58

I would've marked an x on a cardboard box and given it to him.

By RebekahBrooke | 9

#3335946 - Saturday 24 September 2011 0:27

Aww wow that's really sad. :(

brutuka | 2

#3336301 - Saturday 24 September 2011 1:44

U comment on alot of fmls

FuttBuck | 0

#3336512 - Saturday 24 September 2011 3:00

I'd tap you.

JustinComments | 3

#3336618 - Saturday 24 September 2011 3:29

You two, tuck your boners... she's like 15

RebekahBrooke | 9

#3336699 - Saturday 24 September 2011 4:06

You can't spell.
You creep me out.
And thank you!

iMagzzzy | 0

#3338889 - Saturday 24 September 2011 16:32

You know that you only get likes because of your picture.

SneakherHead | 5

#3339338 - Saturday 24 September 2011 17:48

I liked your comment because of your picture Wendy

NagatoPain | 4

#3339932 - Saturday 24 September 2011 20:30

63 I disliked your comment cause your acting like some smartass here on FML!

RebekahBrooke | 9

#3341158 - Sunday 25 September 2011 0:37

So am I not supposed to have a picture of myself? :/

FuttBuck | 0

#3343726 - Sunday 25 September 2011 13:43

Yeah, looks like some people can't take a joke.

I'm 16, I'll "tuck my boner"

KYLEW72 | 3

#4628918 - Friday 29 June 2012 5:43

Hey

By twofirstnames | 12

#3335962 - Saturday 24 September 2011 0:29

Join him..

By WCARlover | 34

#3335971 - Saturday 24 September 2011 0:31

Wow, another sucky father FML...did he buy you cigarettes when you were 15 too?

By kaileb | 7

#3335977 - Saturday 24 September 2011 0:32

Haha great dad bro

By marpay | 11

#3335987 - Saturday 24 September 2011 0:34

Play together. That would be more fun than letting it get you down.

Kethbad_fml | 2

#3336132 - Saturday 24 September 2011 1:04

This!

And if the matriarch ever comes along to pick him up, send her straight to the kitchen... I

Indeed, wars make people hungry. xD

By RabidBunny | 10

#3335994 - Saturday 24 September 2011 0:34

I know people are going to hate but I prefer PS3...let the flames begin

By kidwiththeface42 | 7

#3336007 - Saturday 24 September 2011 0:36

Have a nice friendly 1v1 with him. Umad dad?

By GasMaskKid13 | 0

#3336012 - Saturday 24 September 2011 0:37

Gamertag: Xx_Ass-Of-A-Dad_xX

lena6310 | 0

#3336114 - Saturday 24 September 2011 1:02

I lol'd

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