Anonymous
Checked out
Today, someone finally pointed out that my 'Out of Office' message has been on for a year. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nobodyreadsmyemails
Canada
Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML
Anonymous
I'm outta here
Today, I set an out-of-office auto-reply for my work email saying, “Currently out of the office, pretending to care somewhere else.” I forgot to turn it off. My boss emailed me three times before I noticed. FML
Anonymous
D'oh!
Today, I checked the mail. It was New Year's Day. I didn't realize my mistake until someone else pointed it out and I let out a "D'oh!" like Homer Simpson. FML
wingless_angel_7
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh…
Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML
Anonymous
Tallahassee, United States
Today, while checking my voicemail, I noticed I had received one from a job that I've been trying to get in for months. Too bad they called two weeks ago. FML
ICallBullshxt
Today, I added my boss to the "ew" list on Skype. I then realized it sends her a notification. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Unforgettable
Today, it's my birthday, I once again had to remind my best friend of this fact, like I have every year for the past 20 years. FML
Jamie
Denmark
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
poorgary
France
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
TheL1nds
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Kingswood, Australia
Ghost town
Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML
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RichardPencil 32
You must be super-important at your company! On the other hand, you can't get fired if they can't reach you -- Genius!!!
Yudith 28
Working from home, huh? Good way to avoid scratchy suits, long commutes, bad coffee, and worse coworkers.
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RichardPencil 32
You must be super-important at your company! On the other hand, you can't get fired if they can't reach you -- Genius!!!
Yudith 28
Working from home, huh? Good way to avoid scratchy suits, long commutes, bad coffee, and worse coworkers.