Kids, Parenting, Clothes and Anger issues: He's a keeper

He's a keeper

By EmmaJelly - 31/07/2022 10:00

Today, my three year-old son accidentally spilled strawberry jelly on my husband’s work shirt. My husband threw a huge fit, and went on a huge rant about how he was going to be late for work. He also said, and I quote, “Why couldn’t you just get a fucking abortion?” in front of our son. FML

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You deserved it 199

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By shit streak - 21/04/2020 20:00

Today, my husband was changing our son’s overflowing diaper. Instead of getting up and walking the putrid mess to the bin, he decided to shoot it basketball-style. He missed and it hit the wall, sliding down leaving a huge sloppy streak. He expected me to clean it. FML

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You deserved it 241

Sounds like a lovely guy

By Blindsider - 28/03/2023 12:00

Today, I had my second miscarriage. My husband responded by throwing a bitch fit because I "totally blindsided him with this miscarriage shit” knowing he wanted kids, and if he'd known he wouldn’t have married me in the first place. He threw his wedding band in the trash and stormed off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 682

You deserved it 133

By poormom - 27/06/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML

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You deserved it 28 919

Misunderstanding

By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:49 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML

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You deserved it 6 569

Tetchy

By Brokendishes - 21/08/2022 18:00

Today, my husband broke a set of dishes, told me I had to clean it all up, and stormed out of the house. It’s now 3:30am and he still hasn’t come home. Our 5 year-old son keeps asking about him. What warranted all this? Asking him how his day went. FML

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You deserved it 141

Who gave him that?

By Ewyucky - 21/06/2022 06:00 - Canada - Wilberforce

Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML

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You deserved it 904

Extreme cooking

By oldmold - 23/07/2020 17:01

Today, my husband and I got into a huge argument. He called me wasteful for throwing out old food. He insisted that you can simply pick the mold off and the food was perfectly fine. He’s going to kill our kids. FML

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You deserved it 243

Go long

By Ungrateful - 04/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML

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You deserved it 119

By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 20:51 - United States

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 109

You deserved it 4 035

Mom of the week

By please come home - 30/11/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my son spilled his milk at the table. My wife got in his face and screamed that he took her body, her career, her friends, and her life from her, then stormed out of the house. He won't stop wailing and crying, she won't answer her phone, and I'm completely shattered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 958

You deserved it 227

J_Free_Woods 28

Sunday 31 July 2022 13:42

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FRICK???!!! That is such an effed up thing to say to a kid. I am so sorry OP.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 31 July 2022 14:04

What's his secret? From this interaction you've made it seem like your husband/father of your child is a huge asshole, but there's obviously more to him because you wouldn't have married and had a baby with an asshole. So what are his pros?

Comments

J_Free_Woods 28

Sunday 31 July 2022 13:42

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FRICK???!!! That is such an effed up thing to say to a kid. I am so sorry OP.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 31 July 2022 14:04

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 31 July 2022 14:48

Hey, it's because he got Mama laid that he ended up in such jam. I hope he gets pectin the face by an angry bird.

Ubehage 32

Sunday 31 July 2022 15:02

If that was me, I would tell him in very hard words that that was the last time he ever said that! Send him on vacation for a month, and if he wants to come back then he better have changed his behavior. FYL indeed

[email protected] 4

Sunday 31 July 2022 17:33

I think maybe you should keep the kid and "abort" the asshole you're married to!!!

metroido 17

Sunday 31 July 2022 19:02

jesus christ. the kid made a typical mistake that 3 year olds make. i understand being mad about being late for work, but you simply don’t say that to a CHILD. no matter how angry you are.

protoskore 27

Sunday 31 July 2022 20:31

too late for an abortion, not too late for a divorce

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 14 August 2022 4:20

Wow... that is wrong on so many levels. Your husband is the one acting like an immature three-year-old if he's throwing a tantrum about being late for work. Go change your damn shirt, you asshole. Seriously, saying that is NOT okay. I can't even think of a response other than abort the marriage.