Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my dad to inform him I was coming home from college for the weekend. Expecting him to be excited, he responded with "why?" This weekend was my birthday. FML
Today, I got a call from my son's friend's dad, demanding I pick him up immediately. When I arrived, he marched me into the house and pointed at an Xbox controller lodged in the wall, informing me I'd be receiving the bill for drywall repair. FML
Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an Xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML
Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
Today, my dad was supposed to come see me for our twice-a-year visit. He was 3 hours late. So I called, and asked him why he was late. He said, "Oh, something came up." I asked him what was so important. Apparently, the garage needed cleaning. FML
Today, my dad took away my Xbox because "You never do anything active." I had just run a 5K. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
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trollsemen 8
Sooo.... What's your gamertag??
WCARlover 35
Wow, another sucky father FML...did he buy you cigarettes when you were 15 too?
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Comments (77)
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Battle him in Halo/COD/Battlefield for it.
every1luvsboners 11
He's obviously a winner if he doesn't have the money to buy his own Xbox. Get out there and find yourself another dad. I hear that if you go to Dirty Dicks Rent-A-Dad on Friday between 5-7 pm you can buy one get one half off. Tell them that I sent you.
leadman1989 16
Achievement unlocked: Dick Dad But then again Gears of war 3 did just come out. Forgive him ans use this time to bond while killing subterranean scum! :p
bubo_fml 11
Pops got priorities!
kareltje 17
You sure he's your dad, and not your kid-brother?
atroxletum 6
Borrow it? As in, take it with him, and leave you without it? You don't just take a guy's Xbox, it's all some people (including me) have to do at the end of the day! I guess you could do something productive, but where's the fun in that?
jayfishing 0
That rebekah Brooke girl has got to be some 60 year old guy no way someone that hot has the time to comment... Well maybe besides me :)
kickazz16 15
Dude...seriously? That's pretty low.
MissBunnyWillEat 11
This is FML. Not pornhub. Stop fap fap fapping long enough to leave a comment that pertains to the FML or go back to masturbating in your cave covered in Justin bieber posters you sick son of a bitch.
kareltje 17
5-4-3-2-1 before this is thumbed down so much it's going in hiding :D
nivek2120 8
Should have got a ps3.
mrahhhhh 21
Should have gotten a gaming pc. A PS3 is basically a watered down pc anyway.
iwuvwoo 7
lol
THE_A_TEEN 28
You were here first with that pic, I'm gonna go shoot myself. ='(
sincerelykaysea 5
I would of told him he'll no!!