Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I called my dad to inform him I was coming home from college for the weekend. Expecting him to be excited, he responded with "why?" This weekend was my birthday. FML
Today, I got a call from my son's friend's dad, demanding I pick him up immediately. When I arrived, he marched me into the house and pointed at an Xbox controller lodged in the wall, informing me I'd be receiving the bill for drywall repair. FML
Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an Xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML
Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
Today, my dad was supposed to come see me for our twice-a-year visit. He was 3 hours late. So I called, and asked him why he was late. He said, "Oh, something came up." I asked him what was so important. Apparently, the garage needed cleaning. FML
Today, my dad took away my Xbox because "You never do anything active." I had just run a 5K. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
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Top comments
trollsemen 8
Sooo.... What's your gamertag??
WCARlover 35
Wow, another sucky father FML...did he buy you cigarettes when you were 15 too?
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Comments (77)
seriousman26 0
Ur dad is awesome. U gotta respect that. Dad's tht act young enough to do somethin like that are ok in my book.
seriousman26 0
Ur dad is awesome. U gotta respect that. Dad's tht act young enough to do somethin like that are ok in my book.
dreamy123 0
Lmao!
_words_of_wisdom 4
thats not an fml. sure it kinda sucks but not something to say fml about. fml means **** my life just in case you forgot, if you are saying **** my life over something as tiny as this then i think you need to get a life and this is coming from someone with almost no life.
every1luvsboners 11
Self-depreciation humor fail.
cuddlebunny3548 11
Did you let him use it?
avclovewsh 8
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ScarletBloom 14
So much for house warming for you.
MistaChristoph 0
Yea, cuz PS3 suxx
THE_A_TEEN 28
Stfu 12 year old. A real true gamer would appreciate all consoles and games, unlike you.
YoshiXclusive 0
Tell him "Faka You"
roxasfightshard 0
That's only for the tsunamis
randomhangul 4
ultimate payback.... kicking his butt at COD blackops!