Creepy Susan

By pretty_coin - 23/10/2011 01:02 - Australia

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML
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KKMH 3

go out there and keep yo pimp hand strong!!!

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Carbonation 0

I'm very interested in 'play'. Age could play a very big factor in this one...

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JRBradley 9

Yeah hot.. Well right up until the crying part lol.. Then hot no more!

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rexgar2000 10

maybe she's just deppressed? just **** her senseless like she wants everyday, what's wrong with that? Then if she cries when you leave just say I'll see you tomorrow.

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rawrkittyrawr 6

Take lessons from the guy never being noticed in english class.

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pretty_coin 11

Yep, I wanna learn his powers of invisibility

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aruam365 24

It's really best not to get involved emotionally or sexually with people who are clingy to an extreme like that. Often times they have some sort of mental disturbance that can endanger other people and themselves if they become irrationally upset. Which happens often with some people like that. What's best is for her to be treated for her illness with therapy and medication if needed.

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alphabetsoup96 0

Call the police if she is bothering u that much

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nalia18 8

When you see a PYT hanging out at your tree to the creep AHH do the creep OHH - and dont forget to smile >:)

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BjgUsername 12

How old r u guys? I feel like I'm now on the list

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PopRocks14 0

Run, OP. Run away, and never come back. EVER.

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arcticdoctorwho 0

Crazy neighbors.. we all have them.

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ZealIFeel 7

Too bad they don't all want to "play" though. I can think of more than a few occasions where that would be perfectly acceptable.

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MyChemical_fml 0

OP is squidward :O

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pretty_coin 11

but squidwards neighbours are awesome, hes the crazy one

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LacyWings 3

My neighbor tried to set his house on fire. 3 times..

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lulututu 4

It sounds like a little kid to me. Just tell her parents.

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ryukk_fml 3

play hide and see and ask her to hide.

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RawEndo 1

lmao what if she gets angry afterwards. she might wanna play cops and robbers and keep him in "jail" forever in cuffs lol

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FMLaddict2010 7

40- Your a freaking genius!! That made my life

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HomeAl0ne 20

Got to be better than "Doctors and Nurses".

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hnz 13

There is sure to have a back door or secret door for you to escape! This is where the wardrobe from Narnia comes in handy

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nikkkkkiii 7

Throw her in the wardrobe and lock it.

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jo0owe 9

yeah right and ruin narnia, **** off i like snow too much, andd skiing with a lion! wow!

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