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Between you and the genius who taunted the homeless guy, this website is reading like a who's who of human crap. YDI.
Eh? Call me a dirty hippie, but I think there's a slight difference between the evilness scores of taunting a homeless man, and asking your nan to water your somewhat unconventional houseplants... yeah, it's stupid, but I don't think the OP is 'human crap' for doing it. o.O
#36- agreed. But still, YDI. You should have just told her to make grandma's special brownies out of them when you were gone.
The person who taunted the homeless guy is a ********, but having illegal plants does not make you a horrible person, unless they're plants you use to produce illegal drugs. The OP could have just had plants that are illegal because they're exotic.
#36: There's a difference between "somewhat unconventional" and "illegal." OP: YDI, dumbshit.
Yeah right.
#49 - pheobe's awesome. XD
I'm not sure dangling a dollar in front of a homeless man is at quite the same level of illegality as what I believe is insinuated to be marijuana (just what I figure when I hear illegal plants).
I don't think a regular cop would remember all the exotic plants illegal in that area. I vote mary jane.
Yes, smoking marijuana makes you 'human crap'. And what the **** is your standard of a decent human being, asshole? **** you.
Listen, I don't think that smoking or growing pot is the end of the world. Pot SHOULD be legal when you compare its dangers to the dangers of other things that ARE legal. However. I stand by my first statement which is that if you CHOOSE to grow a plant that you know is illegal, and then are STUPID enough to think that it's okay to ask your grandma to water the plant, and then you have the NERVE to feel sorry for yourself when that whole scheme backfires, then yes, you ARE human crap. Because IDIOT=HUMAN CRAP. Deal with it...or go get high, assume you won't/can't get caught, and forget about it. Whichever.
You really think a cop knows what exotic plants are illegal?? Of course it was MJ dumbass!
yeah because growing weed makes you a horrible person (sarcasm)
haha you dumbass
Dumb-to-the-ass !
Well you're stupid for having illegal plants when you have a cop next door.
Actually, it reall was HIS neighbour. The OP stole this FML from the french website, and in the original it really was his neighbour who was the cop, not the grandmother's. On top of stealing someone else's FML, this guy screwed up when retelling it....
Well if you had seen he was from belgium you'd understand that he speaks french as well. So there is a very good possibility that he posted it on VDM and later posted it in english on FML. And since french people are good at English as paraplegics are good at running you can't blame the guy for not entering correctly. Besides who doesn't have cannabis in his backyard:P
Hahahaha, that is way too epic fail...
wow...YDI for just havin that stuff
ahahaah agreed number #3 neways YDI obvi
I created an account just to say this... lol.
When did VDM come out?
It could, possibly, be the plant Salvia Divinorum. It looks very pretty, but when the leaves are dried and smoked it's a powerful hallucinogen. If you asked your grandma to water your pot plant though, then YDI...pot plants look ugly, and have no use beyond the drug.
i've heard that in some places salvia isn't illegal.
Salvia is legal in most states. Pot plants are beautiful.
salvia is very legal...and agreed
Actually, some studies go to show that pot can positivley affect long term memory, as well as improve speech. Drugs such as alcohol and cigarettes - which, in America, are completely legal (though I can't say the same for Belgium, as I'm uneducated in that) - are far, far more dangerous than weed. Even then, some states have worked to legalize the plant, and there are some places in California where it can be legally purchased with the intent to smoke it.
In Illinois, where I live, it is illegal.
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Between you and the genius who taunted the homeless guy, this website is reading like a who's who of human crap. YDI.
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