Cue Shaggy

By scully11 - 02/08/2011 18:36 - Canada

Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML
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Your dads the shit.

Hahahhahaha owed by your father!!!!!!!!

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Hahahhahaha owed by your father!!!!!!!!

hahaha sucha badass dad x)

Nothin like free peas

is tip toeing really necessary?

yes the crunch of blades of grass is unmistakable. he must tiptoe if he wants to achieve ninja pea stealer status.

Put the pee back in her garden

i left my pee in the pool

i bet your dad was thinking "i got a pea! i got a pea!" in his mind while tiptoeing back ;D

Your father sounds cheap instead of robbing banks he steals peas from old ladies

Hahahaha.......wowsers this is a classic FML already. Everytime i read it i get a vision of your pops chuckling while he leaves the garden LOL, priceless.

i dont think your dad loves you that much

Well go get it flockz she wants her pee back!

Ikr the grass would completely give him away the vision is hillerious hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like you're having the time of your life. ^

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This sounds exactly like something Peter would do. Poor Meg.

I'd hate to be neighbors with Randy Johnson

Now I just have the image of Peter and Meg with this story, hahaha

110-Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Sounds like you took her apples too. lol.

An apple a day keeps the peas and quiet away.

ah those apples are gonna cost more than peas, she should throw peas instead

I'm sorry you were hit with apples but your dad sounds like he's a pretty cool guy

your dads smart. Free peas. Doesn't get in trouble with it. and free apples.

Sounds like the Wicked Witch of the West, The Cowardly Lion, and Dorothy have made there bizzare return... you being dorothy. Sorry, OP.

I can imagine op's father tiptoeing with his pwnd face on. Lil

I want what 110 is on. sounds like a fun trip.

Thug life

Just wait till she calms down and apologize. Then politely throw coconuts at her.

Maybe he went to the supermarket and bought peas, and than took a short cut through the backyard. Just a though.

I guess OP took one for the team. Don't worry OP, today you tomorrow him.

apple doesnt fall far from the tree, shes just avenging future peas

I can see a gif of that with the dad having a troll face XD

Your dads the shit.

Yea he just got your family a bunch of free peas now you're getting free apples!

nah man, he's the piss

He sure does know how to support a family!!

your pretty :)

Take the peas and pelt your father with them

kick him in the ass the next time he takes a pea.

He's gotta have his peas

Haha 69 likes!

omg u guys are so immature with all the damn 69 jokes! you worse the the creeper perv at my skool who does the same thing xP

164-Cool story bro. Tell it again.

It's 165 bro. And i would like to hear it again, it sounds like me.

WOW, lol! FYL, but this is hilarious.

OMG. D: your profile picture. my eyes. FML

tht profile pic is just...........disturbing.

I get so many comments on my profile picture, lol. I use it on a few other websites too. That's kind of the point of it... to be disturbing. Haha! :D

There's a good message behind that picture.

95- Always properly groom your mustache hair?

Its completely shopped, how can you not tell?

@Cyonide - That's not the point. Its one of the new proposed cigarette warning labels (in America). Look them up.

old... you moved quick

Is this some kind of poetry???

yeahh wat thee hell is tht supposeed to mean?

he meant the op said old he took it as op moved thus being ops old neighbor not old age as the way op meant?

What the f**k did you just say? You confused me.

You're stupid. That's what it means.

it was a joke I understood what op meant

Haha. Your dad is badass. But who steals peas from someone else's garden? I hope that was for good fun.

My neighbors come take everything out of my garden, however he is a butcher and sends fresh meat over all the time so I don't mind a bit.

Thats not cool at all, stealing from someone else's garden, no matter what you give in return. The only fresh meat I would accept as equal payment is his wife's. *not serious* :D

you should have told her I'd she keeps chunking apples, next time you'll be leaving pees in her garden

"DAMMIT DAD!"

Your dad, god dammit.

Aahhh RWJ :) Lmao.

haha I love your dad!

I love her dad too, but I have a thought... Why is OP's dad stealing peas? xD He could have robbed a bank, or mugged the old hag who pelted OP with apples... But no, he stole peas.

Gotta Get Your Veggies

haha take the apples she throws at you and see what happens