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tsim_fml
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Your dads the shit.
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hollyman
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Hahahhahaha owed by your father!!!!!!!!
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hollyman
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Hahahhahaha owed by your father!!!!!!!!
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pepsilove_fml
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hahaha sucha badass dad x)
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NastyNinja31
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Nothin like free peas
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theten_fml
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is tip toeing really necessary?
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flockz
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yes the crunch of blades of grass is unmistakable. he must tiptoe if he wants to achieve ninja pea stealer status.
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dolphincheddar
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Put the pee back in her garden
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flockz
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i left my pee in the pool
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CattyPurry
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i bet your dad was thinking "i got a pea! i got a pea!" in his mind while tiptoeing back ;D
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tatababe
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Your father sounds cheap instead of robbing banks he steals peas from old ladies
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theindr3dhulk
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Hahahaha.......wowsers this is a classic FML already. Everytime i read it i get a vision of your pops chuckling while he leaves the garden LOL, priceless.
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nateiztite
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i dont think your dad loves you that much
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dolphincheddar
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Well go get it flockz she wants her pee back!
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hollyman
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Ikr the grass would completely give him away the vision is hillerious hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
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KiddNYC1O
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Looks like you're having the time of your life. ^
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DaRealMrMurphy
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mintcar
| 9
This sounds exactly like something Peter would do.
Poor Meg.
Poor Meg.
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lydia_is_gayyy
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I'd hate to be neighbors with Randy Johnson
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glompable
| 19
Now I just have the image of Peter and Meg with this story, hahaha
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TheFakeFamilyGuy
| 9
110-Cool story bro. Tell it again.
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FarSide
| 22
Sounds like you took her apples too. lol.
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FuckingRednecks
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Lol :p
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FuckingRednecks
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:D
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AnonymousTroll
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An apple a day keeps the peas and quiet away.
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changesinme
| 0
ah those apples are gonna cost more than peas, she should throw peas instead
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daysgoby902
| 6
I'm sorry you were hit with apples but your dad sounds like he's a pretty cool guy
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chuckychan
| 8
your dads smart. Free peas. Doesn't get in trouble with it. and free apples.
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Laners561769
| 9
Sounds like the Wicked Witch of the West, The Cowardly Lion, and Dorothy have made there bizzare return... you being dorothy. Sorry, OP.
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ItsTheKing
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I can imagine op's father tiptoeing with his pwnd face on. Lil
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Drigr
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I want what 110 is on. sounds like a fun trip.
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Jvr91
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Thug life
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Friaza
| 29
Just wait till she calms down and apologize. Then politely throw coconuts at her.
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sarabraun8
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hahaha
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Dispute
| 3
Maybe he went to the supermarket and bought peas, and than took a short cut through the backyard. Just a though.
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davex
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I guess OP took one for the team. Don't worry OP, today you tomorrow him.
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Gourmet_Taco
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hahaha
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imustbeinsane
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apple doesnt fall far from the tree, shes just avenging future peas
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Smokingweenies
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I can see a gif of that with the dad having a troll face XD
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tsim_fml
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Your dads the shit.
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MagicGiraffe
| 12
Yea he just got your family a bunch of free peas now you're getting free apples!
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hoodasswhitekid
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nah man, he's the piss
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iloveeyouuxD
| 9
^^ lol 69
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Soloman212
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He sure does know how to support a family!!
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iGuitarKid
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your pretty :)
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fymother
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kick him in the ass the next time he takes a pea.
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miraggg
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He's gotta have his peas
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eeppiicc
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Haha 69 likes!
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R34luver
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omg u guys are so immature with all the damn 69 jokes! you worse the the creeper perv at my skool who does the same thing xP
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TheFakeFamilyGuy
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164-Cool story bro. Tell it again.
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CryMoreFMLs
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It's 165 bro. And i would like to hear it again, it sounds like me.
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sxe_beast
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WOW, lol! FYL, but this is hilarious.
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oboewhore_xD
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OMG.
D:
your profile picture. my eyes. FML
D:
your profile picture. my eyes. FML
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daydreamer244
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tht profile pic is just...........disturbing.
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sxe_beast
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I get so many comments on my profile picture, lol. I use it on a few other websites too. That's kind of the point of it... to be disturbing. Haha! :D
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KiddNYC1O
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There's a good message behind that picture.
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Lstands4LOSER
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95- Always properly groom your mustache hair?
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CyonideCyns
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Its completely shopped, how can you not tell?
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sxe_beast
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@Cyonide - That's not the point. Its one of the new proposed cigarette warning labels (in America). Look them up.
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jeob1992
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old... you moved quick
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RetardedChipmunk
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Is this some kind of poetry???
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AyeeArieel
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yeahh wat thee hell is tht supposeed to mean?
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Sonic_boomerang
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he meant the op said old he took it as op moved thus being ops old neighbor not old age as the way op meant?
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skylerXx
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What the f**k did you just say? You confused me.
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fmlbrooo
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You're stupid. That's what it means.
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jeob1992
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it was a joke I understood what op meant
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skylerXx
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Haha. Your dad is badass. But who steals peas from someone else's garden? I hope that was for good fun.
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thewife5
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My neighbors come take everything out of my garden, however he is a butcher and sends fresh meat over all the time so I don't mind a bit.
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airforce987
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Thats not cool at all, stealing from someone else's garden, no matter what you give in return. The only fresh meat I would accept as equal payment is his wife's.
*not serious* :D
*not serious* :D
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sara_saturday
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you should have told her I'd she keeps chunking apples, next time you'll be leaving pees in her garden
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Monkeyone
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6th!!!!
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agsilver
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"DAMMIT DAD!"
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kevint9911
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Your dad, god dammit.
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Crash_1524
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Aahhh RWJ :) Lmao.
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WCARlover
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haha I love your dad!
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TheGianaJinx
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I love her dad too, but I have a thought... Why is OP's dad stealing peas? xD He could have robbed a bank, or mugged the old hag who pelted OP with apples... But no, he stole peas.
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CookieM_fml
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Gotta Get Your Veggies
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taytoc
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haha take the apples she throws at you and see what happens
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abcgum234
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Smart
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ddlovatolover
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Free apples!