By Baikal - 12/05/2013 04:09 - Singapore

Today, my cousin thought it would be funny to make copies of my house keys and give it to random people on the street. I live alone and work a 12 hour shift daily. FML
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Lehk 9

get a lock smith in there ASAP and never allow your cousin near your place again

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Ambient25 24

Time to feed a wire from your doorknob to the electrical panel

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Lehk 9

get a lock smith in there ASAP and never allow your cousin near your place again

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Roskosity 22

That's definitely not funny. Who is your cousin? Homer Simpson?

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Overatedlife_fml 5

Rodger Smith?

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skyeyez9 24

Beat your cousin's ass! Also think of a good way to get revenge.

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fishstick557 14

Someone remind me how that's funny?!?!

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Ambient25 24

Time to feed a wire from your doorknob to the electrical panel

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masterofflight 8

just imagine the op getting drunk and forgetting the wire...wouldn't really help him...

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cactusgecko 11

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LittlestPrincess 21

that OP isn't home for at least 12h per day and random people can enter without the OP being there to stop them/ call the police etc

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Shilokitten666 19

Because a house thats vacant for 12 hours is more then likely going to broken and entered especially with random strangers having keys

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VampireBiter 7

The whole not being there part, anyone of those people can steal as much as they want part.

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MidnaLink 33

#9 some people are built to think, just not #4.

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Ambiguous404 6

I can't believe there was not a single sarcastic reply to this!

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sameboysamesame 11

r u slow? it means that there's a 12 hour period of no one being home. easy for someone to steal everything... did u not drink ur oj this morning??

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happylappy 21

@70 you seem like the slow one here. Someone has already explained three times. Maybe sunny D would work better for you.

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BjgUsername 12

Well he didn't tell them where you live right? But you should still get your locks changed

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Wizardo 33

OP I know a guy who knows a guys cousin who knows a brother of a friends uncle that does 'clean up' jobs... cheap rates, holla at me OP, your cousin will bother you no more.

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Ambient25 24

That's nothing. I know a guy who knew a guy that knew another guy who knew some girl that became a guy who dated the first guy's sister and later became another guy's brother who lit snowmen on fire. I hate dichotomy.

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interesting33 36

Well according to the theory of six degrees of separation... I know a someone who knows a someone who occasionally meets with another someone who knows someone else who is acquainted with a further being who is in cahoots with you OP... or go down another route and reach Chuck Norris..

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tmbfan 11

One time, I knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy.. Who knew this guy's cousin, who knew this guy's sister, who was attacked by a sea-bear.

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JFloUnknown 24

So what does that make me?

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HarrisonVR 17

that's not funny, he sounds irresponsible and inconsiderate. replace the locks and don't trust him with anything again! good luck

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xXNerrrdXx 16

Time to change your lock and safe keeper!

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SuperDanielNL 23

Lock your cousin in his house and burn it down. On a more serious note, why in Jesus' name would someone pull a stupid stunt like that at all? Does he have some kind of mental issue?

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sabrinaacrow 26

Hopefully they won't know where your house is

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VampireBiter 7

That's one kind of cousin I would not consider a part of my family. Sorry op, hope you get this sorted out.

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