Miscellaneous: Today, my cousin thought it would be funny to make copies of...

By Baikal - 12/05/2013 04:09 - Singapore

Today, my cousin thought it would be funny to make copies of my house keys and give it to random people on the street. I live alone and work a 12 hour shift daily. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML

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By frmitalywithlove - 11/01/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, my coworker thought it would be funny to throw my keys up onto the top shelf in storage. I'm 4'10. FML

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By keyless - 14/04/2012 15:20 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML

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Call The Police!

By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

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By Useless Key - 02/09/2018 18:30

Today, my sister couldn't find the spare key I gave her for my apartment, so I had to pay a $50 fee to the leasing office. Not 30 minutes after paying, she found the key. In her purse. On her keychain. FML

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By rhplb - 17/05/2016 13:10 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I arrived to work at exactly 8 so I could leave at exactly 5, without overtime. I found out later that my brother took my keys with him somewhere and now I can't enter the house until he gets back at 11. FML

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By doneanddone - 28/02/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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By losing the plot - 08/04/2015 19:36 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML

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By thenewgirl - 06/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my boyfriend and I were wondering whose extra spare key was on the counter when we came home. Turns out it's his ex's and she returned it, while neither of us were home. We're still taking inventory to see what's missing. FML

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Lehk 9

Sunday 12 May 2013 14:01

get a lock smith in there ASAP and never allow your cousin near your place again

Ambient25 24

Sunday 12 May 2013 14:01

Time to feed a wire from your doorknob to the electrical panel

Comments

NinjaJellyfish 27

Sunday 12 May 2013 14:31

Unless your cousin gave out your address as well, you'll be fine...

SMHsohard 22

Sunday 12 May 2013 16:46

Odds are that being a hardcore ********, he did. He also probably made a key for himself. I don't generally recommend violence as a solution, but personally, if that were me, the cousin had better hope he never steps into the street in front of my car.

SS99_fml 20

Sunday 12 May 2013 14:32

Get a locksmith, Make copies of HIS house key, and distribute it to random inmates in prison who'll get out in a week or two... :)

mbuck87 19

Sunday 12 May 2013 14:37

Wow your cousin is a fuckhead

ozpunker 20

Sunday 12 May 2013 15:02

Change the lock, then take the old lock and beat your cousin with it.

Ypetrol 11

Sunday 12 May 2013 15:14

Changes your lock

Omniprism 14

Sunday 12 May 2013 15:24

That's awful. Change locks immediately and don't allow your cousin access to your keys. And then plan vengeance when he least expects it.

brittyed 11

Sunday 12 May 2013 15:53

Hey, that's illegal in the US... check the laws by you. Get your locks and keys changed and then report what your cousin did to the police!

CaptMurdock 25

Sunday 12 May 2013 17:31

I'm pretty sure it's illegal anywhere.

perdix 29

Sunday 12 May 2013 16:06

And every day since then, people have been coming to your house, stealing all of your stuff and replacing it with exact replicas of your stuff. You cannot disprove this...dunh, dunh, dunh.

phoenix310 7

Sunday 12 May 2013 16:19

Sue for doing that, then cut all ties to her

ileenefudge 29

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:46

How do you know the cousin is a girl?

Binglebeee 16

Sunday 12 May 2013 16:27

What the actual feck is wrong with people? Oh, I gave random peole your house keys, no biggie. Seriously, relative or not this level of stupidity needs removing from the gene pool. Sorry people are so freaking stupid OP :(