Sucks for you?

Sounds humiliating.

However, such events are par for the course when you're an Earth-monkey. I have a brain the size of a planet, so I never experience such forgetfulness. However, the downside to that is the soul-crushing depression that comes with the knowledge of how utterly futile everything is.

Life. Don't talk to me about life.

that does sound like you are nutty at least they weren't in your hand :)

Marvin_Android makes my morning

Well ydi for lying !

OP wasn't lying, she had actually forgot what she had done with her keys.

ydi

that sucks... OP was probably just nervous about starting a new job. that or you are just a nut :o)

you're gorgeous

Creeper.

It's not that big a deal, give it a few weeks. You'll show your true self and make plenty friends at your new job! :)

Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.

Am I the only one whos mind hits the gutter when I hear that sing? Seriously, sing the song to yourself and see what it sounds like.

I don't see you having this job for long.

If your a nut I'll be the bolt and I'll screw you:)

* you're

Could have gotten fired though. Just be glad your still there.

*you're

:P

Just say "oops" and give a "I'm sowwy" expression.

Wait, that only works for adorable animals. Darn.

I like nuts

In your mouth?

first??? at what?

I like mounds.