Sounds humiliating. However, such events are par for the course when you're an Earth-monkey. I have a brain the size of a planet, so I never experience such forgetfulness. However, the downside to that is the soul-crushing depression that comes with the knowledge of how utterly futile everything is. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

that does sound like you are nutty at least they weren't in your hand :)

Marvin_Android makes my morning

Well ydi for lying !

OP wasn't lying, she had actually forgot what she had done with her keys.

you're gorgeous

Creeper.

Am I the only one whos mind hits the gutter when I hear that sing? Seriously, sing the song to yourself and see what it sounds like.

* you're

*you're :P

In your mouth?

first??? at what?

I like mounds.