Money, Kids, Cars and My ex: High value male - FML

High value male

By The Female Kratos - 03/08/2022 22:00

Today, my ex claimed she missed me and asked me to come back, but when I gave her a polite and firm no, she turned nasty and keyed my car. Apparently, what she actually missed was someone mug enough to pay 2/3 of the household bills, while looking after her badly behaved brat whenever she didn't want to. FML

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J_Free_Woods 28

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Thursday 4 August 2022 0:18

Can you prove she did it? If so call the police. She needs a lesson in consequences.

Maddy Bee 12

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Friday 5 August 2022 10:42

good for you for not going back

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J_Free_Woods 28

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Thursday 4 August 2022 0:18

Can you prove she did it? If so call the police. She needs a lesson in consequences.

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 4 August 2022 1:23

"Mug" enough? Is that some slang I'm not digging because I'm a 23-skidoo hep cat?

Maddy Bee 12

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Friday 5 August 2022 10:42

good for you for not going back

ic2drops 7

Monday 21 November 2022 16:45

honestly that sucks man. maybe try to press charges on her crazy ass

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