By mrboston - 01/09/2009 23:44 - United States

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Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML
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caancoha 0

[Cont.] I hope you winked at him and moaned out, "I thought you should have a taste of the next year of your life" as you finished, got up, stroked his face, and shrugged on your robe.

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RatIsKing 0

yeah. that wouldve been awkward. good thing that wasn't the case, right?

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movies12 0

Do people know what sarcasm is. Like I'm sure 10 year old kids can get that.

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dELiA14 0

YDI cause u shouldn't have been "au natural" when u knew that u were gonna have a roommate. now, if nobody told u u were gonna have a roommate, that's different. but u obviously knew. btw, this sounds fake.

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alexaundrea_orse 0

wow you guys are ******* dumbasses I'm 15 and even I ******* get it. he was trying to be funny and be sarcastic. get some humor!

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iDinosaur 0

HAHA I Love this! XD Best FYL EVER! ... and ihate it when young kids try to be mature.... XI

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nezpak 0

how did this make the front page? all he did was say something that didn't happen!

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asnider 0

Protip: don't jerk off in common areas when you have a roommate. Moron.

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mobtown 0

haha i would have asked if he liked what he saw

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