Whoever smelt it, dealt it

Who ever denied it, supplied it.

Whoever did the rhyme, did the crime.

Those who accuse blew the fuse.

Away in a manger, no crib for a bed.

Killed it.

No, that was the farts doing.

Rhyme is a vice, more than the fice.

#71 just... No

Well that stinks.

You don't say...

Well, technically, 2 didn't say it - 2 typed it.

Bum dum tssss

You could always just get a cold yourself and avoid the smells.

Don't you think that being sick would be much worse than dealing with the occasional fart?

A common cold is not a major inconvenience. Additionally, from simple reasoning, we can infer from the OP's statements that it was happening frequently, not occasional.

Tell him that you can smell the death leaking from his ass. Maybe he will stop, but most guys would be proud of that and let them rip worse.

Then why would OP want to tell him that?

But his ears were stuffed up so how would he hear OP?

I don't think I've ever heard a fart described into so much detail before.

Then I guess you've never heard of a beans-broccoli-papaya milkshake fart.

Sounds nasty.

It's cuz your gay

You're using that like an insult.

This comment made no sense and has absolutely nothing to do with the FML.

better gay than like you

im still laughing at the description. thanks OP for making me smile and im sorry for you. really

Silent AND scentless? That would be the best of both worlds right there! Too bad that wasn't the case...

It doesn't smell to him, who else is he trying to please?

My advice is that if he keeps doing it make like his farts and burst out of the room.

haha I get the terminator reference. :-)