Who ever denied it, supplied it.

Whoever did the rhyme, did the crime.

Those who accuse blew the fuse.

Away in a manger, no crib for a bed.

Killed it.

No, that was the farts doing.

Rhyme is a vice, more than the fice.

#71 just... No

You don't say...

Well, technically, 2 didn't say it - 2 typed it.

Bum dum tssss

Don't you think that being sick would be much worse than dealing with the occasional fart?

A common cold is not a major inconvenience. Additionally, from simple reasoning, we can infer from the OP's statements that it was happening frequently, not occasional.

Then why would OP want to tell him that?

But his ears were stuffed up so how would he hear OP?

Then I guess you've never heard of a beans-broccoli-papaya milkshake fart.

Sounds nasty.

You're using that like an insult.

This comment made no sense and has absolutely nothing to do with the FML.

better gay than like you

haha I get the terminator reference. :-)