By Iknoweverything - /
Saturday 22 December 2012 08:06 /
United States - Mankato
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ICastillo
| 24
Whoever smelt it, dealt it
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seandoc
| 13
I don't think I've ever heard a fart described into so much detail before.
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ICastillo
| 24
Whoever smelt it, dealt it
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Yousuck24
| 21
Who ever denied it, supplied it.
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ICastillo
| 24
Whoever did the rhyme, did the crime.
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insertnameherr
| 11
Those who accuse blew the fuse.
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andyyroxx
| 20
Away in a manger, no crib for a bed.
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jezane
| 8
Killed it.
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sens3sfailing
| 24
No, that was the farts doing.
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Blacktom_fml
| 6
Rhyme is a vice, more than the fice.
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MarkTheMintMan
| 21
#71 just... No
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FMLbutYDI
| 17
Well that stinks.
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reallytho3
| 11
You don't say...
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maosquare
| 18
Well, technically, 2 didn't say it - 2 typed it.
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BobbyBoss
| 10
Bum dum tssss
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Church_Vii
| 4
You could always just get a cold yourself and avoid the smells.
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howdeedoo
| 22
Don't you think that being sick would be much worse than dealing with the occasional fart?
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Church_Vii
| 4
A common cold is not a major inconvenience. Additionally, from simple reasoning, we can infer from the OP's statements that it was happening frequently, not occasional.
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ICastillo
| 24
Tell him that you can smell the death leaking from his ass. Maybe he will stop, but most guys would be proud of that and let them rip worse.
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howdeedoo
| 22
Then why would OP want to tell him that?
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zebraumicornz
| 6
But his ears were stuffed up so how would he hear OP?
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seandoc
| 13
I don't think I've ever heard a fart described into so much detail before.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Then I guess you've never heard of a beans-broccoli-papaya milkshake fart.
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seandoc
| 13
Sounds nasty.
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Michaelsmith1502
| 4
It's cuz your gay
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hiitisbrooke
| 26
You're using that like an insult.
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seandoc
| 13
This comment made no sense and has absolutely nothing to do with the FML.
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bluevayero
| 36
better gay than like you
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bluevayero
| 36
im still laughing at the description. thanks OP for making me smile and im sorry for you. really
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missababgaga
| 19
Silent AND scentless? That would be the best of both worlds right there! Too bad that wasn't the case...
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TipOfTheHat
| 10
It doesn't smell to him, who else is he trying to please?
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tsent8
| 15
My advice is that if he keeps doing it make like his farts and burst out of the room.
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lambda_fml
| 40
haha I get the terminator reference. :-)
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