By Iknoweverything - 22/12/2012 08:06 - United States - Mankato

Today, my co-worker had a bad cold that stuffed up his ears and nose. This wouldn't have been a problem, except that he believed his farts were silent and scentless. They were so vile, they could have killed a horse. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 740
You deserved it 3 208

Same thing different taste

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I don't think I've ever heard a fart described into so much detail before.


You could always just get a cold yourself and avoid the smells.

Don't you think that being sick would be much worse than dealing with the occasional fart?

A common cold is not a major inconvenience. Additionally, from simple reasoning, we can infer from the OP's statements that it was happening frequently, not occasional.

Tell him that you can smell the death leaking from his ass. Maybe he will stop, but most guys would be proud of that and let them rip worse.

Then why would OP want to tell him that?

But his ears were stuffed up so how would he hear OP?

I don't think I've ever heard a fart described into so much detail before.

KiddNYC1O 20

Then I guess you've never heard of a beans-broccoli-papaya milkshake fart.

Michaelsmith1502 4

This comment made no sense and has absolutely nothing to do with the FML.

im still laughing at the description. thanks OP for making me smile and im sorry for you. really

missababgaga 19

Silent AND scentless? That would be the best of both worlds right there! Too bad that wasn't the case...

It doesn't smell to him, who else is he trying to please?

tsent8 15

My advice is that if he keeps doing it make like his farts and burst out of the room.

haha I get the terminator reference. :-)