By Anonymous - 17/5/2021 15:59 - United States

Gas wars

Today, a co-worker has the office next to mine. The walls are not soundproofed. I can hear him farting loudly throughout the day. He spread a rumor around the office that he can hear me farting all day. Another coworker told me and gave me advice on foods not to eat, that gave people bad gas. FML
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By  Marcella1016  |  31

Damn what a dick move. Seriously what a class A jerkwad. I’d definitely set the record straight with coworkers. Escalating to HR sounds like a bit much, but you can at least rectify verbally. What the hell seriously. What a selfish asshole 😡

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By  cuz803  |  41

Time to turn the tables. Be honest and talk to him about it. Give him an ultimatum: tell him to quit and take it back as well as addressing possible consequences. If he chooses not to and continues, you can report him to your boss and HR.

The other coworkers better apologize to you as well for believing that snobs' bs. Damn shame what rumors can do.

By  Marcella1016  |  31

Damn what a dick move. Seriously what a class A jerkwad. I’d definitely set the record straight with coworkers. Escalating to HR sounds like a bit much, but you can at least rectify verbally. What the hell seriously. What a selfish asshole 😡

By  bleachedraven  |  14

Causing a stink and then pointing the finger at you?
Definitely a dick maneuver.

By  core01  |  30

Cartman taught us that you can't combat a fart with denial. You have to make your farting coworker shit himself. This is the only way to make the other coworkers forget the rumor about you farting

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  bleachedraven  |  14

🤣