The unexpected

By RikkiTikkiTavi - 12/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was working at my desk and wearing my new noise cancelling headphones. I couldn’t hear anyone around me, so I let out a nice long fart. Every desk behind me was occupied and the fart was not silent. FML
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..and do you also think you're invisible if you cover your eyes?


Never trust a fart.



Never trust a fart.

..and do you also think you're invisible if you cover your eyes?

If you were wearing noise cancelling headphones then how can you be sure it wasn’t silent.

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Probably from the reaction of the rest of the office.

Yeahhh... wearing noise-canceling headphones doesn’t cancel the noises YOU make

Someone didn't pay attention in Science class.

Who the fuck doesn't make sure they are alone before they let out a fart, especially in an office where other people work?

I believe there was another person this happened to, and it was made into an FML cartoon.

Obviously you didn't hear anyone around you. What part of "noise cancelling" didn't you understand? A simple quick turn of the head can be quite productive in this matter...