Christmas and Intimacy: Snooping

Snooping

By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 11:15 - Australia

Today, I had a look through my dad's girlfriend's phone she left on the table. Best part: I now know what I'm getting for Christmas. Worst part: I now know my dad's favourite position. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 590

You deserved it 76 918

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Same thing different taste

By AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 312

You deserved it 27 348

By peaaaak - 03/06/2011 10:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 216

You deserved it 5 053

By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 738

You deserved it 9 703

By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 08:21 - United States

Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 956

You deserved it 5 573

By Maxime - 20/11/2008 10:19 - France

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 926

You deserved it 9 848

Nooooo!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 931

You deserved it 43 289

Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 669

You deserved it 10 159

By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me, I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70's porn. Merry Christmas? FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 567

You deserved it 3 394

By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 00:38 - Brazil - Itaja?

Today, my father is really enjoying the iPhone my mother gave him for Christmas. He's enjoying it so much that he's already installed all sorts of dating apps. FML

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You deserved it 1 589

You can't handle the truth!

By Anonymous - 16/11/2022 04:00

Today, I went into my dad’s phone out of suspicion and read his texts. Instant regret. He’s 65, goes to various prostitutes, mum’s oblivious, they’re happy and take care of each other. This one’s a weird one to suppress or learn to let go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 457

You deserved it 1 519

LO388 7

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:27

That's what you get for snooping!

indielove 13

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:27

That's what you get for looking through someone's phone without their permission.

Comments

LO388 7

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:27

That's what you get for snooping!

peanuts363 12

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:39

Ah the magic of Christmas!

beannlove 7

Saturday 22 December 2012 20:13

i feel your pain, OP.. at least you didnt see a picture of your father's penis like I did when I snooped.. we both deserved it!

agsilver 14

Saturday 22 December 2012 23:37

-39 Shut up.

seandoc 13

Sunday 23 December 2012 0:04

That is utterly disturbing, #39.

beannlove 7

Sunday 23 December 2012 1:51

how do you think i felt..

U_GotitDude 18

Sunday 23 December 2012 6:32

Came here to say that lol

pipinya 8

Sunday 23 December 2012 7:15

Thank you for sharing, 39!

lonely_heart_89 6

Sunday 23 December 2012 10:42

That happened to me once... Most disturbing thing I've ever seen in my life!

sens3sfailing 24

Sunday 23 December 2012 11:16

Walked in on my parents once...they knocked on the adjacent wall that our rooms share so I thought they wanted to talk to me. They usually lock the door. WHY DIDN'T THEY LOCK THE GODDAMN DOOR?!

indielove 13

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:27

That's what you get for looking through someone's phone without their permission.

SillyGirl4602 23

Sunday 23 December 2012 8:02

I completely agree. Just because you have an opportunity to snoop around, it doesn't mean you should actually do it.

HandaPitler 1

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:29

why did you have to look through his phone in the first place?

howdeedoo 22

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:33

*her phone

beddington 7

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:36

That's what I thought it said at first too. Then I read it again, it says, had "a" look through it. Not had "to" look through it.

sens3sfailing 24

Sunday 23 December 2012 11:18

I get what he means. He interpreted it as OP was required too look through it, and so they took the comment in a different way than it was meant.

yankfan89 27

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:29

YDI. Don't look through anyone else's phone.

kevsandy303 12

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:29

You consider ruining the surprise of your Christmas present a good thing? Or is it just a good thing compared to learning your dad's sexual preferences?