By babs - 07/05/2013 19:07 - United States
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I loved the wording of this fml "they were trucker farts and smelled like death"
The old people FMLs will never disappear.
The imagery in this FML is fantastic. Im sorry you got trolled by someone twice or three times your age though OP.
Tell her it's okay, & to work toward the light
They're so cute at that age.
#14 imagine morgan freeman saying it
shoulda ran away at the first fart..
Sounds like a good survival tactic.
that's the fight or flight, she fought, for air
Why didn't you move?
the farts probably paralyzed op
You should have either moved or sprayed her ass with Febreeze
yep, because everyone carries cans or bottles of febreeze with them @[email protected]
no but some bathrooms do
Betty White has all these seniors pranking the rest of us, and it's getting kinda out of hand...
Is this an inside joke or something?
You could have been polite and taken ONE for the team, but after she started blaming the subsequent farts on you, you should have loudly said, "No, lady, that's yours!"
Or you move, so it's obvious that it was hers.
Yo Mama so old, she farts out dust.
How about, we don't make those kinds of jokes. Because they're overused and *pushes glasses up* mainstream.
I don't think that's how the glasses work...
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Why didn't you move?
Troll grandma strikes at it again.