By babs - 7/5/2013 19:07 - United States
Today, I was in the doctor's office waiting for my husband to arrive, when a little old lady sat beside me. She seemed nice, until she started farting and blaming it on me. They weren't silent; they sounded like trucker farts and smelled like death. I was there for over an hour. FML
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By  perdix  |  29

You could have been polite and taken ONE for the team, but after she started blaming the subsequent farts on you, you should have loudly said, "No, lady, that's yours!"