I loved the wording of this fml "they were trucker farts and smelled like death"

Just when I though the old people FMLs were down and out they come right back with a second wind...and a third, probably a fourth too.

The old people FMLs will never disappear.

The imagery in this FML is fantastic. Im sorry you got trolled by someone twice or three times your age though OP.

Tell her it's okay, & to work toward the light

They're so cute at that age.

#14 imagine morgan freeman saying it

Sounds like a good survival tactic.

that's the fight or flight, she fought, for air

the farts probably paralyzed op

I bet they petrified her.

yep, because everyone carries cans or bottles of febreeze with them @[email protected]

no but some bathrooms do

Febreeze, for things you can't wash; like your car, mattress, and that farting oldlady.

Is this an inside joke or something?

#43: So this is "theawkwardlife" you speak of....

Or you move, so it's obvious that it was hers.

Grandmama**

How about, we don't make those kinds of jokes. Because they're overused and *pushes glasses up* mainstream.

I don't think that's how the glasses work...