Today, I was in the doctor's office waiting for my husband to arrive, when a little old lady sat beside me. She seemed nice, until she started farting and blaming it on me. They weren't silent; they sounded like trucker farts and smelled like death. I was there for over an hour. FML
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kezziemonster
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Why didn't you move?
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oj101
| 33
Troll grandma strikes at it again.
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oj101
| 33
Troll grandma strikes at it again.
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_GoodGuy
| 11
I loved the wording of this fml "they were trucker farts and smelled like death"
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rg350dx
| 29
Just when I though the old people FMLs were down and out they come right back with a second wind...and a third, probably a fourth too.
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doctor_glitter
| 6
The old people FMLs will never disappear.
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Punny
| 3
The imagery in this FML is fantastic. Im sorry you got trolled by someone twice or three times your age though OP.
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NeDaroft
| 5
Tell her it's okay, & to work toward the light
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ilovedinosawers
| 17
They're so cute at that age.
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hessel
| 13
#14 imagine morgan freeman saying it
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GlitterValentina
| 12
shoulda ran away at the first fart..
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doctor_glitter
| 6
Sounds like a good survival tactic.
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boredSOLDIER
| 33
that's the fight or flight, she fought, for air
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kezziemonster
| 2
Why didn't you move?
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LeFrogDog
| 27
the farts probably paralyzed op
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CharresBarkrey
| 15
I bet they petrified her.
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Wizardo
| 33
Well that's one way to break the silence, by gassing it to a dark and painful death...
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Ambient25
| 24
You should have either moved or sprayed her ass with Febreeze
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mmizbbz210
| 13
yep, because everyone carries cans or bottles of febreeze with them @[email protected]
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LeFrogDog
| 27
no but some bathrooms do
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therealafroninga
| 10
Febreeze, for things you can't wash; like your car, mattress, and that farting oldlady.
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Bakarra
| 22
Betty White has all these seniors pranking the rest of us, and it's getting kinda out of hand...
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Wizardo
| 33
Should've lit a match... oh wait.
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theawkwardlife
| 21
Is this an inside joke or something?
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TheElBurrrito
| 21
#43: So this is "theawkwardlife" you speak of....
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MzZombicidal
| 36
Who knows how long she held those in until she found a victim! FYL, indeed, OP.
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perdix
| 29
You could have been polite and taken ONE for the team, but after she started blaming the subsequent farts on you, you should have loudly said, "No, lady, that's yours!"
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tararochelle
| 18
Or you move, so it's obvious that it was hers.
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SergioLived
| 5
Yo Mama so old, she farts out dust.
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ApollosMyth
| 22
Grandmama**
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ilovedinosawers
| 17
How about, we don't make those kinds of jokes. Because they're overused and *pushes glasses up* mainstream.
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doodlecloud
| 26
I don't think that's how the glasses work...