Today, I was in the doctor's office waiting for my husband to arrive, when a little old lady sat beside me. She seemed nice, until she started farting...

By babs - 7/5/2013 19:07 - United States

Today, I was in the doctor's office waiting for my husband to arrive, when a little old lady sat beside me. She seemed nice, until she started farting and blaming it on me. They weren't silent; they sounded like trucker farts and smelled like death. I was there for over an hour. FML

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By kezziemonster | 2

#5482898 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 23:49

Why didn't you move?

By oj101 | 33

#5482890 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 23:47

Troll grandma strikes at it again.

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By oj101 | 33

#5482890 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 23:47

Troll grandma strikes at it again.

_GoodGuy | 11

#5482922 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 0:01

I loved the wording of this fml "they were trucker farts and smelled like death"

rg350dx | 29

#5482944 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 0:10

Just when I though the old people FMLs were down and out they come right back with a second wind...and a third, probably a fourth too.

doctor_glitter | 6

#5482952 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 0:14

The old people FMLs will never disappear.

Punny | 3

#5483152 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 3:52

The imagery in this FML is fantastic. Im sorry you got trolled by someone twice or three times your age though OP.

NeDaroft | 5

#5483153 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 3:56

Tell her it's okay, & to work toward the light

ilovedinosawers | 17

#5483174 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 4:14

They're so cute at that age.

hessel | 13

#5483762 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 17:15

#14 imagine morgan freeman saying it

By GlitterValentina | 12

#5482893 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 23:48

shoulda ran away at the first fart..

doctor_glitter | 6

#5482955 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 0:15

Sounds like a good survival tactic.

boredSOLDIER | 33

#5482962 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 0:21

that's the fight or flight, she fought, for air

By kezziemonster | 2

#5482898 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 23:49

Why didn't you move?

LeFrogDog | 27

#5482969 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 0:25

the farts probably paralyzed op

CharresBarkrey | 15

#5482981 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 0:34

I bet they petrified her.

By Wizardo | 33

#5482900 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 23:49

Well that's one way to break the silence, by gassing it to a dark and painful death...

By Ambient25 | 24

#5482902 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 23:50

You should have either moved or sprayed her ass with Febreeze

mmizbbz210 | 13

#5482938 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 0:06

yep, because everyone carries cans or bottles of febreeze with them @[email protected]

LeFrogDog | 27

#5482970 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 0:26

no but some bathrooms do

therealafroninga | 10

#5483090 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 2:38

Febreeze, for things you can't wash; like your car, mattress, and that farting oldlady.

By Bakarra | 22

#5482905 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 23:52

Betty White has all these seniors pranking the rest of us, and it's getting kinda out of hand...

By Wizardo | 33

#5482909 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 23:54

Should've lit a match... oh wait.

theawkwardlife | 21

#5483022 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 1:06

Is this an inside joke or something?

TheElBurrrito | 21

#5483199 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 4:35

#43: So this is "theawkwardlife" you speak of....

By MzZombicidal | 36

#5482913 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 23:55

Who knows how long she held those in until she found a victim! FYL, indeed, OP.

By perdix | 29

#5482914 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 23:55

You could have been polite and taken ONE for the team, but after she started blaming the subsequent farts on you, you should have loudly said, "No, lady, that's yours!"