Today, I woke up to yet another severed rat head next to my bed, which I have to dispose of yet again. Cats are seriously weird. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
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TxKitten 8
Your cat is showing it's love. it's bringing you presents.
core01 30
I read that cats bring you dead animals because they're trying to teach you how to hunt for food. They basically think you are too inept to provide for yourself. They think they're making you a better person. You should eat it to show your gratitude.
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Comments (10)
AmbrosiaFan 19
Get rid of the cat and you shouldn't have to worry about that.
TxKitten 8
Your cat is showing it's love. it's bringing you presents.
RichardPencil 32
Your cats think you're a stupid ingrate by rejecting the best part of the rat to eat.
bloopaloop 27
In some countries they would make soup out of that! And start a pandemic.
idragosani 17
This is what cats have been doing for us for 1000s of years. They kill vermin, we feed them in gratitude. Be glad it's not the live rat jumping up on your bed giving you plague or something.
core01 30
I read that cats bring you dead animals because they're trying to teach you how to hunt for food. They basically think you are too inept to provide for yourself. They think they're making you a better person. You should eat it to show your gratitude.
Bendegit 4
Basically that's what they're doing. They don't think we know how to hunt, so they're treating us like kittens bringing us things to eat.
AstroTurf Matador 8
Is your cat an outdoor cat, because if not, I'd be more concerned about the apparent rat infestation you have.
Chazzster 32
That was my thought too - better to find rat heads than live ones.
diraven 15
Maybe it's a warning from the cat mob
Jonkbaby 23
it's a gift
Matthew Irmen 11
Do you prefer live rats? A gift is a gift