Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML
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tacobird123
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HAHAHA COOKIE MONSTER MUGGED YOU XD
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docscientist
| 9
Was the perp big, furry, and blue?
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tacobird123
| 7
HAHAHA COOKIE MONSTER MUGGED YOU XD
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Schizomaniac
| 24
That's not being mugged.
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MrSassypants
| 32
well op might have been mugged if his car wi ndow has been hit by a mug :) I know it's stale but I "had" to say it.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Expensive cookie.
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Prototype12
| 0
I wouldve stole the cookie too!
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tacobird123
| 7
ermmm...No...
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Freeze_fml
| 16
Definitely on the wrong site.
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pandalovesreggae
| 0
haha Cookie Monster or really stoned teenager?
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KingDingALing
| 9
Mmmmm...cookies:)
I want a cookie now...
I want a cookie now...
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Iskaria
| 0
I was thinking the same thing it had to be the cookie monster to go to that much trouble for a single cookie :P
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daywalker26
| 0
definitely cookie monster!! he was hopped up on smack (from snuffy) looking for any and all cookies!
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flashback.miss
| 28
who stole the cookies from the cookie jar! XD anyway... @ OP: Life comes at ya fast dont it? right get it repaired insurance, insurance. good luck to you.
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gibby1235
| 6
36- really? u could either be an undercover cop, a child molester, or a very lonely teenager or grown woman (which makes it even worse). here's some advice... get the fuck off this site if your looking for that because in case u haven't noticed this is fml not a porn exchange website.
p.s.- to all you guys out there don't fall for this because for all we know she could be a man.
p.s.- to all you guys out there don't fall for this because for all we know she could be a man.
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zkchild
| 0
Now all he needs is to find a car with milk.
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fearlesstiger98
| 0
#72, WIN!!!
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gadgitch
| 0
66, moron.
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Elixa
| 0
were there any nuts?
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Mehness
| 0
87 - How is he a moron? Seems sensible to me.
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keepmeonthedl
| 7
taco, I like your hair :3
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iGrenade
| 0
98, 66 is a moron because he's too stupid to realize it's a spambot.
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fmlisforlols
| 0
What this ^ guy said.
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xalerion
| 0
dyk the cookie monster actually ate
rice cakes more than anything else? this message has been brought to you by the letters f and...
rice cakes more than anything else? this message has been brought to you by the letters f and...
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MrSassypants
| 32
36 I will
(Ima send her a pic of a banana)
(Ima send her a pic of a banana)
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Shrimpy35
| 4
How stupid do you think people are?
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MrSassypants
| 32
127- considering I am one very ;)
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kocoman500
| 2
elixa- nice tits ;)
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kitkat216
| 0
The funniness of posting this on FML for lulz? Priceless.
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DaleksAreEpic
| 0
Well, that's just the way the cookie crumbles.
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regine22joy
| 0
143, WIN.
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bloobelly
| 0
#1 is a WIN!
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CraZyxo5665
| 0
Car repair $600, the cookie priceless.
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FunnyWeasel
| 7
There could be one person who would break into a car for a cookie...the cookie monster.
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at0micmin3r
| 23
Stupid.
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tacobird123
| 7
hahahahaha now that's a win.
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Tapioo1337
| 0
at #30 she didnt say there was chiken ,grapejuice or watermelon but still dosent surprise me you would steal...not that im racist or anything...
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Elixa
| 0
#226 why would you make a comment like that? it's so unnecessary, I'm sure he's probably not even offended, he's probably immune to racist attention whores like you. Smarten up it's the it's 2010!!
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carlouz
| 0
LOOOL!!
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TheOtherNewest1
| 6
Naaah, she's probably a woman. With a penis.
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Elixa
| 0
244, I think you got the wrong fml haha
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lgs25
| 0
245 y dont u put ur face in ur pic
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Elixa
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247 I could ask you the same thing! you don't even have a pic period.
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bagginzy
| 14
What, OP, did you want the thief to steal something more expensive?
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docscientist
| 9
Was the perp big, furry, and blue?
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theboldshadow
| 11
lmao
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aardvarkish
| 15
2, I'm impressed.
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PizzaGuy11
| 0
i would be the one to dress up like him.
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screwball111
| 0
if u leave cookies in the. oven too long they could burn! mhm.
~yur welcome!
~yur welcome!
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legonut6
| 0
Did you get his fingerprints and t-shirt and all? Is he so dumb, is he really dumb, for real?
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iAccidentally
| 8
Well, he won't have to come and confess because OP is looking for him. OP gonna find him, he gon find him...
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andrewjw
| 0
so he can run and tell THAT, homeboy. ahahaa
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biass
| 0
Hide yo cars, hide yo food.
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LeoFML
| 1
Cuz' they jackin yo shit, homeboy.
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Hummbinger
| 5
He's snatchin' yo cookies up
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redoxy_fml
| 0
omg! 77 is Justin Bieber!! let's get him!! >:(
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PizzaGuy11
| 0
i outta slap you in yoee fayce...
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meredithxjane
| 0
my car was attacked by some idiot in the projects
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tacocannon99
| 5
77 isn't there. that may be an iPod glitch though...
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LittleMissSusie
| 0
They must have had a case of the om nom nom's!!
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thegooseisloose
| 0
nigga, that ain't funny... AT ALL.
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drmarki
| 0
nigga I actually did laugh out loud
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jakii_
| 0
nigga how do you notice a cookie missing from your car?
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tacobird123
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81 is gorgeous
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jakii_
| 0
aw you're gorgeous too!
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anorexicbarbie
| 8
You can't even see his face..
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jakii_
| 0
. . .i know. . .
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sweet_candy_
| 17
So why did you say it?
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jakii_
| 0
because you can't see his face
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ohthebloodygore
| 16
107, ouch. Is that an insult?
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jakii_
| 0
no. you guys >.<
It was sarcasm.
i'm almost positive he's just as gorgeous as he seems.
It was sarcasm.
i'm almost positive he's just as gorgeous as he seems.
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anorexicbarbie
| 8
So you're a midget fuck?
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caleb_m91
| 1
so change your insurer ? should of bought a new door from the car wreckers.
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TibbysMusic
| 1
Why would the OP even claim it for a cookie?
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justanotherbird
| 19
Something similar happened to me, but I didn't go through the insurance company because of the ridiculous spike. I didn't even have anything to steal. >:(
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jakii_
| 0
are those your legs?
dayum giiirl
dayum giiirl
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iluvchanman
| 0
jakii, I feel like you need to stop looking at and then commenting on people's profile pictures.
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st0815
| 9
Yeah I was wondering about that, too - with a $40/month increase, she's losing money after 15 months. If she doesn't get a huge rebate, maybe she can make the claim and then switch insurance companies.
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Charlotteeexx
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they must have been desperate
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LeFrogDog
| 27
could have been a diabetic with low blood sugar.....
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illmatic2
| 16
^ Win.
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Charlotteeexx
| 0
then they would be in deperate need of it wouldn't they?
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mg211
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yes they were in desperate need of a cookie poor diabetic person
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bigbadtim
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When you crave cookies, you really crave cookies.
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goldhighways
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hahaha! wow all that work just for a cookie! that sucks for you op! ;(
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TRACKGiRLJONNi
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those girlscouts are crazy man
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missrawrzy
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we r :P
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stewpididiot
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you gotta pay up to the GSM (girl scout mafia) BITCH !!!
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nadia716
| 3
and that's the way the cookie crumbles op :]
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SaintE_fml
| 0
where are my posts, hit me nice piercings
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TibbysMusic
| 1
Bruce Almighty FTW!!!!! I love you! :D
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nadia716
| 3
lol i love that movie :]