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Same thing different taste
Loot
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well op might have been mugged if his car wi ndow has been hit by a mug :) I know it's stale but I "had" to say it.
Expensive cookie.
Definitely on the wrong site.
haha Cookie Monster or really stoned teenager?
I was thinking the same thing it had to be the cookie monster to go to that much trouble for a single cookie :P
definitely cookie monster!! he was hopped up on smack (from snuffy) looking for any and all cookies!
36- really? u could either be an undercover cop, a child molester, or a very lonely teenager or grown woman (which makes it even worse). here's some advice... get the **** off this site if your looking for that because in case u haven't noticed this is fml not a **** exchange website. p.s.- to all you guys out there don't fall for this because for all we know she could be a man.
#72, WIN!!!
66, moron.
87 - How is he a moron? Seems sensible to me.
taco, I like your hair :3
What this ^ guy said.
36 I will (Ima send her a pic of a banana)
How stupid do you think people are?
127- considering I am one very ;)
elixa- nice **** ;)
143, WIN.
#1 is a WIN!
Car repair $600, the cookie priceless.
Stupid.
at #30 she didnt say there was chiken ,grapejuice or watermelon but still dosent surprise me you would steal...not that im racist or anything...
LOOOL!!
Naaah, she's probably a woman. With a penis.
245 y dont u put ur face in ur pic
What, OP, did you want the thief to steal something more expensive?
Was the perp big, furry, and blue?
lmao
2, I'm impressed.
i would be the one to dress up like him.
Well, he won't have to come and confess because OP is looking for him. OP gonna find him, he gon find him...
so he can run and tell THAT, homeboy. ahahaa
Hide yo cars, hide yo food.
He's snatchin' yo cookies up
omg! 77 is Justin Bieber!! let's get him!! >:(
i outta slap you in yoee fayce...
my car was attacked by some idiot in the projects
nigga, that ain't funny... AT ALL.
nigga I actually did laugh out loud
nigga how do you notice a cookie missing from your car?
aw you're gorgeous too!
You can't even see his face..
. . .i know. . .
So why did you say it?
because you can't see his face
no. you guys >.< It was sarcasm. i'm almost positive he's just as gorgeous as he seems.
So you're a midget ****?
so change your insurer ? should of bought a new door from the car wreckers.
Why would the OP even claim it for a cookie?
Something similar happened to me, but I didn't go through the insurance company because of the ridiculous spike. I didn't even have anything to steal. >:(
are those your legs? dayum giiirl
Yeah I was wondering about that, too - with a $40/month increase, she's losing money after 15 months. If she doesn't get a huge rebate, maybe she can make the claim and then switch insurance companies.
they must have been desperate
could have been a diabetic with low blood sugar.....
^ Win.
then they would be in deperate need of it wouldn't they?
yes they were in desperate need of a cookie poor diabetic person
When you crave cookies, you really crave cookies.
Bruce Almighty FTW!!!!! I love you! :D
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HAHAHA COOKIE MONSTER MUGGED YOU XD
Was the perp big, furry, and blue?