Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some...

By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 17:28 - United States - Sharon

Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 733

You deserved it 3 729

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 769

You deserved it 52 228

By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 586

You deserved it 3 641

By ManagerWithoutRespect - 05/12/2016 05:14 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, one of my co-workers threw a piece of garbage at the waste bin beside me. When it missed, he said, "Aw, I missed the garbage... and the bin beside it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 933

You deserved it 884

Defense!

By ruined_suit - 17/04/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 113

You deserved it 7 130

Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, the new security guard of my apartment building tackled me for "suspicious behavior" while I was taking a bag full of dirty kitty litter to the trash chute. He broke my arm and cause the trash bag to explode. When I got back from the hospital, I was fined for littering in the hallway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 927

You deserved it 306

By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 229

You deserved it 2 475

Dumpstered

By KO: - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 946

You deserved it 5 243

Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 391

You deserved it 50 992

By nimrod23 - 18/10/2009 09:28 - Australia

Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 064

You deserved it 2 535

Should be interesting at the office tomorrow…

By confused_lemon - 04/06/2019 00:00

Today, I got thrown out by a guy I really like, with the words, "Can you leave me the fuck alone, please?" I took my stuff and left as quickly as I could, just to fall down the stairs on his doorway, and twist my ankle really bad. He's someone from work as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 641

You deserved it 671

xemrx 13

Monday 13 January 2014 1:21

Ahh sorry that happened OP! At least he said sorry, and maybe after having such a trashy day today, your day will turn out better tomorrow!

JasonUMN 15

Monday 13 January 2014 1:23

One man's trash is another man's treasure. He was just helping you get a jump start on finding that treasure.

Comments

flashback.miss 28

Monday 13 January 2014 1:19

educate him on proper trash disposal.

ipwnallmen 10

Monday 13 January 2014 1:24

thejewishfuhrer 17

Monday 13 January 2014 1:24

I'm sure that's not how he disposes of his trash regularly, OP was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

MusicLover72 7

Monday 13 January 2014 5:12

Your icon highly disturbs me...

wastedpenguin 14

Monday 13 January 2014 7:14

You have a lot of visits to your profile and i guarentee its because of your profile pic

xemrx 13

Monday 13 January 2014 1:21

Ahh sorry that happened OP! At least he said sorry, and maybe after having such a trashy day today, your day will turn out better tomorrow!

That_Ginger 18

Monday 13 January 2014 3:47

At least OP can clean that trash off in the shower without having to ask their parents.

hickdog 6

Monday 13 January 2014 10:30

off topic, but love that icon... go Pats!

Sports_guy3 28

Monday 13 January 2014 11:49

"Stay on target... stay on target... now! Oh shit! I'm sorry OP!"

Warm_Apple_Pie 21

Monday 27 January 2014 2:28

Me gets it...

littleredbandana 4

Monday 13 January 2014 1:21

At least you weren't the original target.

persianninja 23

Monday 13 January 2014 1:24

Original target or not he still got garbage dropped on him

levention 18

Tuesday 14 January 2014 4:54

She.

Adhdkid107 9

Monday 13 January 2014 1:22

Sounds like you had a trashy day OP...

Sports_guy3 28

Monday 13 January 2014 11:53

That was terrible...

JasonUMN 15

Monday 13 January 2014 1:23

One man's trash is another man's treasure. He was just helping you get a jump start on finding that treasure.

Shabba_13 13

Monday 13 January 2014 1:24

You should repay the favor and make your target his

Fmlsea 28

Monday 13 January 2014 1:26

what a cherry to top the mountain of a crap day, sorry that happened op hopefully tomorrow is better day.

j_cat187 19

Monday 13 January 2014 6:39

Speaking of mountain of crap, Taco Bell, FML.

hickdog 6

Monday 13 January 2014 10:33

After that, I would say the odds are pretty good tomorrow will be better...

tellyc 27

Monday 13 January 2014 1:26

Atleast he apologized!

ballplaya52 10

Monday 13 January 2014 1:26

Why would anyone deserve this?

oftenconfused 0

Monday 13 January 2014 2:34

I take it you've never had a roomate.

ballplaya52 10

Monday 13 January 2014 3:37

No I haven't.

ZomBgal 12

Monday 13 January 2014 1:27

Other FML posts of this sort have usually ended with the person being a complete douche about their mistake. At least this one apologized. But on a bad day, I'm sure it meant nothing to you if they said sorry.