By meegs - 17/10/2010 00:31 - Canada

Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
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solecism 0

well if the dress fits..

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mintcar 9

Wow, says a lot about you, huh?

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solecism 0

well if the dress fits..

73 2
mintcar 9

You're trying a little too hard "Jamal."

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xFalzz 0

Very wise advice there, Jamal.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I've said the same thing about "Jamal". I don't think he's really a "black guy". He's just trying too hard to fill a stereotype.

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xBangOut 4

He is an obvious troll, can't believe you are still discussing it. Don't feed the troll, dumb asses

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yosho123 0

Your a prostitue x0 !! how much was last night ;]

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danab_fml 0

ur parents deserve it for letting ur sis dress as a prostitute. Ydi for having a prostitute dress.

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mintcar 9

Wow, says a lot about you, huh?

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metal8214 0

why are you covered in pubes???

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mintcar 9

I'm not even going to bother myself with this one. ^

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IAreStarfeesh 0

Because pubes are the 'thing' nowadays. All the cooo kids want pubes all over :D. I myself don't think she looks like she has pubes on her head.

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FFML_314 11

Good news is, she can use her earnings to buy a more conservative wardrobe and you can borrow her clothes. ;)

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Hollisss 0

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brennboo 3

it wasn't a prostitute costume- it was OP's favorite dress which makes it an FML

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Hollisss 0

If it can be mistaken for a prostitute outfit it's close enough.

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metal8214 0

anything can, like looking like #4 (without offense)

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pyro119 0

That's not even that FML worthy, you just dress like a **** apparently.

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surefirewinners 0

I co-sign. If it affects you that much OP, change your wardrobe.

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knibbsy 4

Good job, OP, you've officially earned my respect. Dressing like a ***** and not realizing it - that's my kind of woman. You're probably dumb enough to get in my candy van as well. At least I hope. I LOVE HOOKERS.

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FFML_314 11

How much do you love hookers?

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TookiMyCooki 0

as much as my monkey does, right?

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knibbsy 4

Enough to not care about the herpes. I love tying them up.

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FFML_314 11

I'm afraid to go any further with this conversation.

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sourgirl101 28

I don't want it to stop! This is some funny shit!(:

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knibbsy 4

It's just a schizophrenic talking to herself. I've been had. HAD. I enjoyed it though.

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TookiMyCooki 0

my uncle is a skitzo.

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sourgirl101 28

Sounds like a type of candy.

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EvilDoll 7

if I say it's a type of candy will you get into my van? you know, for... candy

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knibbsy 4

Screw off, 44, I'm the only one allowed to advertise the van around here. I've got dibs.

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sourgirl101 28

You got "Dibs"? So now you're an ice cream van too!

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FFML_314 11

HAHA! Q, that was seriously hilarious. I will only get into knibbsy's van and that's because he has pretty hair.

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sourgirl101 28

All depends on the flavor he has. Not in the mood for anything salty or with nuts.

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FFML_314 11

*Puts buster bar in purse* Well, how about a klondike bar!

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FFML_314 11

Pineapple is the key to my heart.

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sourgirl101 28

So you have a van as well? Pineapple? *smirking

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FFML_314 11

I just keep picturing Adam Sandler shoving a pineapple up Hitlers ass.

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sourgirl101 28

I was wondering who 'he is' at first, now I get it. Haha

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FFML_314 11

HAHAHA! I love you, Q! You make me smile.

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sourgirl101 28

Anna! Believe me, I feel the same way!

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FFML_314 11

Do you have shrimp?

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sourgirl101 28

Sounds like you've been to a swinger's club with that type of talk. lol

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knibbsy 4

I need to fetch my rape shoes. I like where this is going.

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FFML_314 11

BUT, do you have ice skates?

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sourgirl101 28

Pendatik is there a hidden story about you and shrimp?

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IAreStarfeesh 0

Guy 1"You spent our rent on philipeno hookers!?" Guy 2"They're not hookers! They're massage therapists!" Guy 3 " Yeah they'll massage your **** for five bucks. There's a word for that. I think it's hooker." Guy 1"YOU'RE A HOOKER"

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x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

FFML: I loved the Little Nicky reference. 

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