Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
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solecism
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well if the dress fits..
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mintcar
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Wow, says a lot about you, huh?
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solecism
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well if the dress fits..
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mintcar
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You're trying a little too hard "Jamal."
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xFalzz
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Very wise advice there, Jamal.
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ImaginaryFoe
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I've said the same thing about "Jamal". I don't think he's really a "black guy". He's just trying too hard to fill a stereotype.
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xBangOut
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He is an obvious troll, can't believe you are still discussing it. Don't feed the troll, dumb asses
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FantasticFin
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your picture gives me nightmares:s
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yosho123
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Your a prostitue x0 !! how much was last night ;]
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danab_fml
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ur parents deserve it for letting ur sis dress as a prostitute. Ydi for having a prostitute dress.
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beastmcbeastly
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wats rong wit prostitute costumes?
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x_HELLo_tHERE_x
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They are a bit overused nowadays.
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mintcar
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Wow, says a lot about you, huh?
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metal8214
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why are you covered in pubes???
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mintcar
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I'm not even going to bother myself with this one. ^
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metal8214
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lol
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IAreStarfeesh
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Because pubes are the 'thing' nowadays. All the cooo kids want pubes all over :D. I myself don't think she looks like she has pubes on her head.
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FantasticFin
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number 25, why are you so ugly?
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SadinSherman
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Number 120,Why are you so rude?
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lgs25
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I don't think she's ugly
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nhlnba2
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Number 120, stop being a bitch.
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MustacheChildren
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Number 120, why are you such a dip shit?
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FFML_314
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Good news is, she can use her earnings to buy a more conservative wardrobe and you can borrow her clothes. ;)
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Hollisss
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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brennboo
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it wasn't a prostitute costume- it was OP's favorite dress which makes it an FML
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Hollisss
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If it can be mistaken for a prostitute outfit it's close enough.
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metal8214
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anything can, like looking like #4 (without offense)
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Hollisss
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You're gonna get spanked for that.
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pyro119
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That's not even that FML worthy, you just dress like a slut apparently.
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surefirewinners
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I co-sign.
If it affects you that much OP, change your wardrobe.
If it affects you that much OP, change your wardrobe.
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msj723
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poopy
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knibbsy
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Good job, OP, you've officially earned my respect. Dressing like a whore and not realizing it - that's my kind of woman. You're probably dumb enough to get in my candy van as well. At least I hope. I LOVE HOOKERS.
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FFML_314
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I knew it!
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knibbsy
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You got that right.
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FFML_314
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How much do you love hookers?
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TookiMyCooki
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as much as my monkey does, right?
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knibbsy
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Enough to not care about the herpes. I love tying them up.
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FFML_314
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I'm afraid to go any further with this conversation.
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sourgirl101
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I don't want it to stop! This is some funny shit!(:
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knibbsy
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It's just a schizophrenic talking to herself. I've been had. HAD. I enjoyed it though.
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TookiMyCooki
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my uncle is a skitzo.
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FFML_314
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WTF is a skitzo?
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sourgirl101
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Sounds like a type of candy.
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EvilDoll
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if I say it's a type of candy will you get into my van?
you know, for... candy
you know, for... candy
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knibbsy
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Screw off, 44, I'm the only one allowed to advertise the van around here. I've got dibs.
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sourgirl101
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You got "Dibs"? So now you're an ice cream van too!
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FFML_314
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HAHA! Q, that was seriously hilarious.
I will only get into knibbsy's van and that's because he has pretty hair.
I will only get into knibbsy's van and that's because he has pretty hair.
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sourgirl101
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All depends on the flavor he has. Not in the mood for anything salty or with nuts.
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FFML_314
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*Puts buster bar in purse*
Well, how about a klondike bar!
Well, how about a klondike bar!
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FFML_314
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Pineapple is the key to my heart.
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sourgirl101
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So you have a van as well?
Pineapple?
*smirking
Pineapple?
*smirking
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FFML_314
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I just keep picturing Adam Sandler shoving a pineapple up Hitlers ass.
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sourgirl101
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I was wondering who 'he is' at first, now I get it. Haha
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FFML_314
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HAHAHA! I love you, Q! You make me smile.
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sourgirl101
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Anna! Believe me, I feel the same way!
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FFML_314
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Yes!
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FFML_314
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Do you have shrimp?
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sourgirl101
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Sounds like you've been to a swinger's club with that type of talk. lol
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knibbsy
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I need to fetch my rape shoes. I like where this is going.
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FFML_314
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BUT, do you have ice skates?
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sourgirl101
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Pendatik is there a hidden story about you and shrimp?
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InDenial
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Cooki stole my picture bitch. :D
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IAreStarfeesh
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Guy 1"You spent our rent on philipeno hookers!?" Guy 2"They're not hookers! They're massage therapists!" Guy 3 " Yeah they'll massage your cock for five bucks. There's a word for that. I think it's hooker." Guy 1"YOU'RE A HOOKER"
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pizzaboy031
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Loool :)
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x_HELLo_tHERE_x
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FFML: I loved the Little Nicky reference.
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Nitro_Toast
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i think i moderated this one lol
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brennboo
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congrats!
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TookiMyCooki
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nuh-uh! You lyin! Where my cookie at? who TookiMyCooki?!?!
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zemo999
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So did I!!! lol
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MissLizWolf
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ydi for dressing like a prostitute. ha
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Nitro_Toast
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That just says you dress like a slut