FML : Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she...

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Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By meegs - / Sunday 17 October 2010 00:31 / Canada

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By solecism | 0

#1560061 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:21

well if the dress fits..

By mintcar | 9

#1560069 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:22

Wow, says a lot about you, huh?

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By solecism | 0

#1560061 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:21

well if the dress fits..

mintcar | 9

#1560236 - Sunday 17 October 2010 10:05

You're trying a little too hard "Jamal."

xFalzz | 0

#1560239 - Sunday 17 October 2010 10:06

Very wise advice there, Jamal.

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#1561012 - Sunday 17 October 2010 15:26

I've said the same thing about "Jamal". I don't think he's really a "black guy". He's just trying too hard to fill a stereotype.

xBangOut | 4

#1561490 - Sunday 17 October 2010 17:36

He is an obvious troll, can't believe you are still discussing it. Don't feed the troll, dumb asses

FantasticFin | 0

#1565366 - Monday 18 October 2010 14:31

your picture gives me nightmares:s

By yosho123 | 0

#1560065 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:22

Your a prostitue x0 !! how much was last night ;]

danab_fml | 0

#1560858 - Sunday 17 October 2010 14:35

ur parents deserve it for letting ur sis dress as a prostitute. Ydi for having a prostitute dress.

beastmcbeastly | 0

#1560981 - Sunday 17 October 2010 15:16

wats rong wit prostitute costumes?

x_HELLo_tHERE_x | 0

#1561542 - Sunday 17 October 2010 18:55

They are a bit overused nowadays.

By mintcar | 9

#1560069 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:22

Wow, says a lot about you, huh?

metal8214 | 0

#1560145 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:45

why are you covered in pubes???

mintcar | 9

#1560160 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:47

I'm not even going to bother myself with this one. ^

metal8214 | 0

#1560170 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:49

lol

IAreStarfeesh | 0

#1560652 - Sunday 17 October 2010 13:06

Because pubes are the 'thing' nowadays. All the cooo kids want pubes all over :D. I myself don't think she looks like she has pubes on her head.

FantasticFin | 0

#1565376 - Monday 18 October 2010 14:33

number 25, why are you so ugly?

SadinSherman | 16

#1577353 - Wednesday 20 October 2010 15:57

Number 120,Why are you so rude?

lgs25 | 0

#1585556 - Friday 22 October 2010 11:22

I don't think she's ugly

nhlnba2 | 6

#2988738 - Thursday 28 July 2011 20:37

Number 120, stop being a bitch.

MustacheChildren | 0

#4240175 - Saturday 31 March 2012 7:14

Number 120, why are you such a dip shit?

By FFML_314 | 11

#1560071 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:23

Good news is, she can use her earnings to buy a more conservative wardrobe and you can borrow her clothes. ;)

By Hollisss | 0

#1560073 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:23

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

brennboo | 3

#1560106 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:36

it wasn't a prostitute costume- it was OP's favorite dress which makes it an FML

Hollisss | 0

#1560108 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:39

If it can be mistaken for a prostitute outfit it's close enough.

metal8214 | 0

#1560157 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:47

anything can, like looking like #4 (without offense)

Hollisss | 0

#1560181 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:51

You're gonna get spanked for that.

By pyro119 | 0

#1560077 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:25

That's not even that FML worthy, you just dress like a slut apparently.

surefirewinners | 0

#1560118 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:42

I co-sign.

If it affects you that much OP, change your wardrobe.

msj723 | 0

#2404517 - Monday 25 April 2011 21:57

poopy

By knibbsy | 4

#1560080 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:28

Good job, OP, you've officially earned my respect. Dressing like a whore and not realizing it - that's my kind of woman. You're probably dumb enough to get in my candy van as well. At least I hope. I LOVE HOOKERS.

FFML_314 | 11

#1560090 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:31

I knew it!

knibbsy | 4

#1560100 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:34

You got that right.

FFML_314 | 11

#1560150 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:46

How much do you love hookers?

TookiMyCooki | 0

#1560163 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:48

as much as my monkey does, right?

knibbsy | 4

#1560175 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:51

Enough to not care about the herpes. I love tying them up.

FFML_314 | 11

#1560194 - Sunday 17 October 2010 9:56

I'm afraid to go any further with this conversation.

sourgirl101 | 22

#1560227 - Sunday 17 October 2010 10:04

I don't want it to stop! This is some funny shit!(:

knibbsy | 4

#1560255 - Sunday 17 October 2010 10:13

It's just a schizophrenic talking to herself. I've been had. HAD. I enjoyed it though.

TookiMyCooki | 0

#1560263 - Sunday 17 October 2010 10:15

my uncle is a skitzo.

FFML_314 | 11

#1560294 - Sunday 17 October 2010 10:27

WTF is a skitzo?

sourgirl101 | 22

#1560306 - Sunday 17 October 2010 10:30

Sounds like a type of candy.

EvilDoll | 7

#1560318 - Sunday 17 October 2010 10:37

if I say it's a type of candy will you get into my van?
you know, for... candy

knibbsy | 4

#1560342 - Sunday 17 October 2010 10:47

Screw off, 44, I'm the only one allowed to advertise the van around here. I've got dibs.

sourgirl101 | 22

#1560352 - Sunday 17 October 2010 10:51

You got "Dibs"? So now you're an ice cream van too!

FFML_314 | 11

#1560357 - Sunday 17 October 2010 10:56

HAHA! Q, that was seriously hilarious.
I will only get into knibbsy's van and that's because he has pretty hair.

sourgirl101 | 22

#1560360 - Sunday 17 October 2010 11:01

All depends on the flavor he has. Not in the mood for anything salty or with nuts.

FFML_314 | 11

#1560369 - Sunday 17 October 2010 11:13

*Puts buster bar in purse*

Well, how about a klondike bar!

FFML_314 | 11

#1560378 - Sunday 17 October 2010 11:16

Pineapple is the key to my heart.

sourgirl101 | 22

#1560383 - Sunday 17 October 2010 11:19

So you have a van as well?

Pineapple?
*smirking

FFML_314 | 11

#1560389 - Sunday 17 October 2010 11:24

I just keep picturing Adam Sandler shoving a pineapple up Hitlers ass.

sourgirl101 | 22

#1560394 - Sunday 17 October 2010 11:26

I was wondering who 'he is' at first, now I get it. Haha

FFML_314 | 11

#1560400 - Sunday 17 October 2010 11:29

HAHAHA! I love you, Q! You make me smile.

sourgirl101 | 22

#1560403 - Sunday 17 October 2010 11:32

Anna! Believe me, I feel the same way!

FFML_314 | 11

#1560412 - Sunday 17 October 2010 11:35

Yes!

FFML_314 | 11

#1560416 - Sunday 17 October 2010 11:39

Do you have shrimp?

sourgirl101 | 22

#1560422 - Sunday 17 October 2010 11:41

Sounds like you've been to a swinger's club with that type of talk. lol

knibbsy | 4

#1560429 - Sunday 17 October 2010 11:46

I need to fetch my rape shoes. I like where this is going.

FFML_314 | 11

#1560439 - Sunday 17 October 2010 11:53

BUT, do you have ice skates?

sourgirl101 | 22

#1560445 - Sunday 17 October 2010 11:56

Pendatik is there a hidden story about you and shrimp?

InDenial | 6

#1560451 - Sunday 17 October 2010 12:02

Cooki stole my picture bitch. :D

IAreStarfeesh | 0

#1560670 - Sunday 17 October 2010 13:10

Guy 1"You spent our rent on philipeno hookers!?" Guy 2"They're not hookers! They're massage therapists!" Guy 3 " Yeah they'll massage your cock for five bucks. There's a word for that. I think it's hooker." Guy 1"YOU'RE A HOOKER"