The ass to mouth ninja . Silent . And oh, so so deadly .

At least he didn't kick you in the face instead.

Personally, I'd prefer a kick to the face over someone else's shitty undies.

Hone your ninja skills. You now have a target for knife throwing.

Ninja kick his balls into his throat.

I'd ask if they were clean but based on your username I'd assume not, sorry op

OP wrote dirty underwear, how can dirty underwear be clean lol

My eyes completely skipped that word haha, oops, thanks for not being a dick about it

You could get him.. with things so much worse...

I remember a FML of a girl who threw her bloody panties at her brother. This wasn't payback was it?

Did he really fail then?