FML : Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML

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Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By smells like ass - / Thursday 29 December 2016 03:05 /

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By sherri_baby88 | 34

#7383587 - Wednesday 4 January 2017 6:07

Ninja kick his balls into his throat.

By Slinky119 | 9

#7384003 - Thursday 5 January 2017 12:11

Did he really fail then?

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By Laphog | 17

#7383581 - Wednesday 4 January 2017 5:07

The ass to mouth ninja . Silent . And oh, so so deadly .

By emeraldisle | 30

#7383584 - Wednesday 4 January 2017 5:25

At least he didn't kick you in the face instead.

Dave_Davington | 33

#7383636 - Wednesday 4 January 2017 9:55

Personally, I'd prefer a kick to the face over someone else's shitty undies.

By aggoden_bed | 9

#7383586 - Wednesday 4 January 2017 5:52

Hone your ninja skills. You now have a target for knife throwing.

By sherri_baby88 | 34

#7383587 - Wednesday 4 January 2017 6:07

Ninja kick his balls into his throat.

By ArcaneBullshit | 21

#7383588 - Wednesday 4 January 2017 6:12

I'd ask if they were clean but based on your username I'd assume not, sorry op

assassinmaster | 21

#7383590 - Wednesday 4 January 2017 6:14

OP wrote dirty underwear, how can dirty underwear be clean lol

ArcaneBullshit | 21

#7383630 - Wednesday 4 January 2017 8:58

My eyes completely skipped that word haha, oops, thanks for not being a dick about it

By OhPuhleeze | 23

#7383628 - Wednesday 4 January 2017 8:27

You could get him.. with things so much worse...

By somedudesomewher | 29

#7383690 - Wednesday 4 January 2017 15:15

I remember a FML of a girl who threw her bloody panties at her brother. This wasn't payback was it?

By Slinky119 | 9

#7384003 - Thursday 5 January 2017 12:11

Did he really fail then?

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