Kids, Poopoo peepee, Gross and Farts: Unpleasant

Unpleasant

By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML

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You deserved it 103

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 13:51 - United States - Pottstown

Today, I thought it would be funny to fart next to my brother in the car. Apparently, his carsickness is exacerbated by strong smells. I now know what it feels like to have lap full of vomit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 638

You deserved it 38 971

By smells like ass - 29/12/2016 03:05

Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 050

You deserved it 418

Cool nickname

By nearsighted-ut - 26/09/2019 02:00

Today, I was watching TV when my older brother thought it would be funny to rip a bare-assed fart in my face before a shower. I looked up, only to see a brown blob on my glasses. My nickname is now "Shitfaced." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 937

You deserved it 126

By deerling - 18/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 938

You deserved it 342

By Username - 14/07/2011 20:09 - United States

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 331

You deserved it 5 772

By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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You deserved it 2 841

Chemical warfare

By Anonymous - 12/07/2024 21:00 - Canada - Terrace

Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 151

You deserved it 429

Pissed

By holy - 21/10/2009 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 075

You deserved it 33 446

By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 499

You deserved it 3 233

TMI, dude

By Anonymous - 23/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Cranford

Today, my brother met my girlfriend for the first time. Instead of making a good first impression, the first thing he did was talk about how he just took a massive dump and didn't wipe very well, and that's why his hand smelled bad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 294

You deserved it 249

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 13 May 2023 19:47

Listen to poopface! This is an expert on the topic.

that dude you know 4

Saturday 13 May 2023 20:14

This is hilarious

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 13 May 2023 15:35

What a ********!

poopface82 19

Saturday 13 May 2023 16:04

So…he shat on you. You know what you must do next.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 13 May 2023 19:47

Listen to poopface! This is an expert on the topic.

core01 30

Sunday 14 May 2023 5:00

This is the ******* funniest comment ive read in a long time

that dude you know 4

Saturday 13 May 2023 20:14

This is hilarious

Ubehage 32

Sunday 14 May 2023 3:04

The obvious question is: Does he have a normal body temperature and healthy digestion?

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You deserved it 128

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You deserved it 8 174

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Unpleasant

Same thing different taste

Cool nickname

Chemical warfare

Pissed

TMI, dude

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