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Today, I had a customer tell me how much she regretted not aborting her expected child, how much she hates the father, and described to me in immense detail what it is like to pee while pregnant. All within the 30 seconds it took me to serve her. FML

By mmmretail - / Saturday 25 May 2013 05:09 / Australia - Bairnsdale
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By  MrSassypants  |  31

"Now let me tell you about my child, Wanted to have her aborted, 'cuz she wild, The father sucks, he looks like a duck, owns a shitty pick-up truck, and the pregnancy was terrible, the birth? Unbearable. The worst part was when I had to pee, Couldn't just sit down I had to lean, If I made a mess I would have to clean, It, yes, clean it all up, Fucking smelled terrible; made me throw up, So what's up? I would like to order my meal, Chicken wings with fries, sounds like a nice deal, I would also like some coke, No ice 'cuz I easily choke, I'll also like some salad on the side, trying to watch my weight, I'm not trying fat up again 'cuz I'm on a date."

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  xlord  |  27

When you're in retail time goes slow enough for everyone to tell you their entire life story....unless you're on break, then it's over in 2 minutes.

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  MrSassypants  |  31

"Now let me tell you about my child, Wanted to have her aborted, 'cuz she wild, The father sucks, he looks like a duck, owns a shitty pick-up truck, and the pregnancy was terrible, the birth? Unbearable. The worst part was when I had to pee, Couldn't just sit down I had to lean, If I made a mess I would have to clean, It, yes, clean it all up, Fucking smelled terrible; made me throw up, So what's up? I would like to order my meal, Chicken wings with fries, sounds like a nice deal, I would also like some coke, No ice 'cuz I easily choke, I'll also like some salad on the side, trying to watch my weight, I'm not trying fat up again 'cuz I'm on a date."

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  rg350dx  |  29

I'm gunna shoot some shit. Only got 30 seconds with my waiter. I'm, I'm, I'm blunt an' lookin for a sum up. This is fucking awkward. Walk up to my table like What up? I got a big gut. Nah, I'm just pregnant. I got some sperm from a shit pop. Sittin on the toilet is so damn nasty. I be like, damn, it really hurts when I go pee.

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  Lacist  |  19

Well it must be pretty easy to say, "Hey, I was pregnant it was hard to pee it was like a (insert sensation here), and I honestly should have aborted her because I hate the father he's a bitch."

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  Welshite  |  39

Hey, I love spilling my life story to random people. Unfortunately, they usually start running when I begin to sob and scream "I just want someone to love," and try to grab them in a hug.

By  nietzche  |  8

You should have told her how it feels to pee when you have a boner Seems legit

By  harrypotter955  |  19

Bitches be crazy now a days

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