Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out, "Hello" had turned into a date. FML
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Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
Today, I went to meet a friend for coffee. When I arrived, I mistakenly thought it was a casual meet-up, but apparently, it was a date. I didn’t realize this until she leaned in for a kiss at the end, and I awkwardly offered her a fist bump instead. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I wanted to be alone for once, so I went out for dinner, planning to go to the cinema afterwards. My sister ambushed me at the restaurant because she’d heard I was stressed out and wanted to be alone, so she thought she should keep me company while I was alone to make me feel better. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML
Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
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mylittlecookie 17
Invite her out again some other time and ditch her! That's the way to go if you're evil and wanting of revenge like me.
MyNameIsLaughter 18
She's pretty inconsiderate I understand stuff happens sometimes, but she could've let you know at least.
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Comments (59)
axfabxdisaster 25
Ruin her next date by coming with your own date to the same place. She should've warned you before going off with someone else
Salvanoi 23
And how would that ruin her date?
JustIvan 9
Tell her "goodbye" and turn it into you leaving without her
semitoundboss 4
I don't know why you got down voted. That was pure gold.
Aly_donawho 27
Isn't that what leaving is?
goozeo 11
Oh ya! As opposed to, you know...saying goodbye and leaving it as an 'I'm not really leaving' thing?
mattzawesome 28
My family ditches me all the time in shopping malls, stores, pools anywhere really... Just find something to do. Not really an FML, except for the waste of your time.
emmusj 14
That stinks, OP. How'd you find out that it was a date anyway?
matthewcald 14
I would assume her sister told her about the date.
Googolman 29
Well, it definitely seems like your sister can make a lasting impression.
Alicimo 11
Aw! I'm sorry OP, but your sisters game must be pretty strong for that to happen so quickly x
sterling1113 15
Or she just ran into a friend she has been out with recently. I highly doubt it was some random stranger, OP did say it was a friend of hers after all
mylittlecookie 17
Invite her out again some other time and ditch her! That's the way to go if you're evil and wanting of revenge like me.
Rkikkas9713 25
Wow the FML community is handing out downvotes like Oprah!
Patriots21 14
Well the comments suck, and have sucked recently. I miss the days when people had clever comments and funny ones vs all this "sorry OP" or "that sucks lol" comments.
rockwrench 18
You got that right #12. Seems like everyone is a English major or like you said, sorry.
radarsat 13
You get a downvote you get a downvote you all get downvotes
tintarroja 31
Be happy for her and ask her next time to tell you her change of plans. Siblings have to be united always!
tintarroja 31
Actually, we are five in total. I think I know what I am talking about...
countryb_cth 38
I would just be soo happy for her ditching me and not telling me. Yup that just screams enjoyment. /sarcasm
littlekellilee 45
I'd be happy for my sister getting a date! I totally agree, the bond of siblings is like no other. My brother is my best friend, I'm the best woman in his wedding, and I'd have been thrilled for him!
MyNameIsLaughter 18
She's pretty inconsiderate I understand stuff happens sometimes, but she could've let you know at least.
xxegosuicide 13
Right! Would a quick text on the way to her date be too much to ask?