By Aether - 03/06/2014 22:51 - United States - Lake Jackson

Today, I got to explain to someone that "enjoying the warm, rich aromas of fecal matter" is not a good subject to use as an ice breaker for making friends. FML
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paigexox0 37
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Thats...concerning. Also..really guys, first AND second comment?

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poopsi 19
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I don't know.. Seems like a good conversation starter to me.. :c

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kidclarke 15
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That's a shitty situation.

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ihavenolifehaha 16

Did you really just...

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\ 28

"It's a bold strategy. Let's see if it plays out for him."

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Shayaan 10

You haaaadddd to do it

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incoherentrmblr 21

Well, if he tells a girl he takes really healthy sh**s, he'll probably get laid, just like the other FML tells about OP's friend...

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grapefruit_hd 7

Up vote this because I didn't have such a bad puun

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rocker_chick23 27

You got to write the first comment and you used a stupid pun? Epic fail

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addictedtosorrow 12
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"Oh, a risky attempt, will they accept him, probably not but let's see how it works anyway."

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JKPwnage 26
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There's always that one guy. Today, you were that guy. *insert Gander Mtn. slogan*

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DevilsMetsGiants 30
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That must've been a real shitty conversation!

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badluckalex 23

you must be new to fml. or you are just trolling

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paigexox0 37
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Thats...concerning. Also..really guys, first AND second comment?

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Sebastian2022 22
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I know this out of context, but you're really pretty. :)

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extrasnipes 22
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I KNOW those comments are crap

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OysterPearls 33
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I wish those kinds of commenters would just scat!

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Sansa_fml 38
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And within the same minute. That's also concerning.

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Cely988 29
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I guess that person isn't going to make a lot of friends any time soon.

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GEBEH 14
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Maybe he'll just go around and ask that all day and when he finally gets the response he wants he'll know that he found his soulmate!

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warsun 27
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I am wasting this comment

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LexiJ1 18
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HahahahahHahahahahahahahahaha

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thelittlemissy 29
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You should dump that person!

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meli1195 31

Dump them? Are you sure that you read the FML correctly?

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LuckBeNimble 19

8/21: your conviction--I like it.

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grapefruit_hd 7

It because they should of took a dump instead of getting shit all over their conversation #20

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el_angelroca 15
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Haha who starts a conversation like that?

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kasmol 16
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Nice to meet you guys. By the way, did you catch a whiff of that fresh dog turd by the newspaper machine? Makes me think of French toast with a hint of almond glaze.

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JustKittyKat 24
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"Um, I'm Chris. Sometimes, I have to poop for a long time. Now it's your turn to say something." -Christopher Cross Griffin That's who lol

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MoodiQ 8
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who doesn't?

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RedPillSucks 31

To the tune of oscar meyers My poop has a first name and it really really smells. My poop has a second name but it doesn't ring a bell.

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MrBoredomioo 18

Good to know there's someone else out there like me! (just kidding BTW)

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froggyjade 16
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That's disgusting, run OP run!

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