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By Jpaylay - 12/08/2021 14:00 - United States - Lakeland

Today, my brother bamboozled me out of 20$. He's 12 years-old, and I'm 17. FML

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You deserved it 782

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By Already Broke Asf - 18/11/2015 01:51 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 21:40 - Canada - Markham

Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML

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By SisterOfTard - 10/11/2014 16:31 - United States - Florence

Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 14:00

Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML

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You deserved it 90

By HungryStudent - 20/08/2014 18:59 - Puerto Rico - Carolina

Today, my 24-year-old, unemployed brother stole all of my food money and went out with his friends. His punishment from our parents? He has to pay me back when he gets a job. My stomach has to wait. FML

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You deserved it 3 227

By Sarah - 12/06/2012 16:59 - United States - Pipersville

Today, a hobo shook me down for money on the street. He's my brother, who incidentally ran away from home over two years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2021 16:01

Today, my little brother decided he needed $170 worth of V-Bucks. How was he going to get it? From the credit card he took from my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 861

You deserved it 65

By Buggy - 12/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Atmore

Today, my brother robbed someone. The victim spoke with me and said that if his $1500 was paid back, he wouldn’t press charges. After I gave him the money, I questioned my brother until he admitted doing it. He only took $200. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 178

You deserved it 5 124

By fmlforreal - 15/10/2010 08:33 - Singapore

Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML

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You deserved it 9 612

By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 20:58 - United States - Durham

Today, I fell down a hill out of my hammock, which broke my phone screen and my sunglasses. My idiot brother launched me out of it, so he could "assert his dominance." He's 11. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 12 August 2021 21:04

As if age matters. Your brother outsmarted you, and you're out $20 because you fell for his ruse. Take it on the chin, and learn from it. Incidentally, what happened exactly?

cuz803 44

Thursday 12 August 2021 20:19

"There's a sucker born every minute" - your brother who finessed you, OP

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Gerlamagne 4

Thursday 12 August 2021 20:18

You got Bamboozled -A Mirage Main

cuz803 44

Thursday 12 August 2021 20:19

"There's a sucker born every minute" - your brother who finessed you, OP

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 12 August 2021 21:04

As if age matters. Your brother outsmarted you, and you're out $20 because you fell for his ruse. Take it on the chin, and learn from it. Incidentally, what happened exactly?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 12 August 2021 22:14

Did he bet you that the dollar sign is supposed to be placed before the numerals? Still looks like you're ready to lose more bets.

Phxlife602 9

Friday 13 August 2021 1:47

you are probably the only one that caught that 😂. i wouldn't have noticed if you didn't mention it

CTscan 8

Saturday 14 August 2021 1:28

he's gonna be a hustler

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