Money: Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later...

By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 21:40 - Canada - Markham

Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my brother found 100 bucks in his coat pocket. He was so happy he bought 2 new games for his x-box. He was borrowing my coat. FML

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By Jpaylay - 12/08/2021 14:00 - United States - Lakeland

Today, my brother bamboozled me out of 20$. He's 12 years-old, and I'm 17. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 23:05 - Netherlands

Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

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Friday 4 October 2013 2:11

I have a brother like that i feel your pain

CocaColaPepsi 13

Friday 4 October 2013 2:17

that's the first comment you've ever written and u got the first comment?!?!?! lucky duck *turns away with a sad face *

Comments

cathrope 10

Friday 4 October 2013 4:56

He steals $60, gives you $60, I say he still owes you $60.

PhilSnake22 13

Friday 4 October 2013 5:09

You must be one of those math genius guys :o

llnursingll 10

Friday 4 October 2013 5:03

charge him interest

an3ph 20

Friday 4 October 2013 5:16

Robbing Peter to pay Peter.

hayhaybaybee 1

Friday 4 October 2013 5:19

haha

Schiffy 18

Friday 4 October 2013 5:24

Well at least you didn't end up losing even more..... so he's still in debt to you by 60 bucks.

taziiscool 5

Friday 4 October 2013 5:31

I hate to admit it..... but I'm completely guilty of that.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 4 October 2013 6:11

Sneaky little guy...now you better keep a close eye on your wallet...now you know that he still owes you..,,

dRpRdP 8

Friday 4 October 2013 6:34

well he still owes u.. but the matter is more serious here.. stealing.. ur bro needs some good counselling..

peacejunior 12

Friday 4 October 2013 6:46

That is a different story OP.

Han1156 23

Friday 4 October 2013 12:56

At least it want 1556$ I'll never see that money again

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