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Today, I was doing stand-up comedy at open mic. The guy I like started laughing, but before I hit my punch line. Apparently, when I was speaking, I was occasionally spitting, and in the very bright light it was easy to see my spit hitting people in the face. They kept a tally. FML

By sucker and suckatash/say don't spray / Wednesday 17 July 2013 10:06 / United States - Pearl City
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By  LaLince  |  40

Another meaning of spit-take..

By  perdix  |  29

I guess you're like Gallagher without the sledgehammer.

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