By sucker and suckatash/say don't spray - 17/7/2013 10:06 - United States - Pearl City
Today, I was doing stand-up comedy at open mic. The guy I like started laughing, but before I hit my punch line. Apparently, when I was speaking, I was occasionally spitting, and in the very bright light it was easy to see my spit hitting people in the face. They kept a tally. FML
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Suck your teeth and swallow before you talk to minimize spitting... A wise friend taught me that.