Choices, Choices...

By FeelingAwkward - 20/03/2017 10:19

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Today, I have the option of staying downstairs and having to listen to my father have sex with his girlfriend, or moving upstairs and having to listen to my brother's side of cybersex with his girlfriend. FML
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Born2Goth 18
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Hey this is mine, I didn't realize it got published. I don't actually live at my dad's house, I was just visiting. So I don't really have any friends there and It was really late at night so I didn't really have anywhere else to go. The only headphones I had were not at all noise canceling, even when playing loud music. I did end up moving upstairs but that's only because that's where I was sleeping. IT was pretty awkward lol.

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Tarlachia 33
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You could stay in the middle and masturbate extremely loudly.

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itssnotfunny 24

Why not just listen to music and ignore them? Or just leave the house.

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TonierShadow 19
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How about you sit in the middle of the stairs and listen to both.

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jcash52426 5

How about blasting music in your room ruining your dad and brother having sex.

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itssnotfunny 24

Why not just listen to music and ignore them? Or just leave the house.

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Arashikage 18
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Headphones exist

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Neevster 18
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He replied that he has headphones, but they're not noise-cancelling at all, even when playing loud music. I have headphones like those as well

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Tarlachia 33
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You could stay in the middle and masturbate extremely loudly.

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Tarlachia 33
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You could stay in the middle and masturbate extremely loudly.

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Couch_Potato 17
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You could put ear buds in and stay in your room or you could go for a walk or go to a friend's house

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darshini_ii 24
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If there's literally nothing else to do, choose to listen to the brother. Can't ever get the image of your dad out of your head otherwise.

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Excadere 0

Just chill outside.

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davek 36

Or you could put on some really loud porn.

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