lol I rotfled at this hahaha idk y but u definatly DONT deserve that lol

haha what a jerk. still got a good laugh from it though :)

Wait, this fml confuses me. How did he get your car keys?

do it to him...leave a sticky note where his stuff would usually be and right "I O U" FOOL PROOF PLAN GAiS

shit u don't deserve that sorry op

IV, Op probably gave them to him. :P

kill him

Lol Raleigh. Well then she totally had it coming. She can't complain about her brother taking her car if she gave him the car keys.

FYL n y did u give him the keys?

Exactly, IV. Now you understand. :]

why the fuck would you leave your purse in your car?

47, that's what I was thinking. &how'd he even get in OP's car.

doors were unlocked...?

sounds like she's a kid that still drives her parents car. If so, then your bro might be a douche for the way he handled it but it's not the end of the world. Tell your moms.

Even if the doors were unlocked Op most likely had to give her brother the keys to start it. I doubt she'd be that dumb to leave them in her purse or whatever.

how rude

I love ur pic

altho YDI kinda since he obiously had your car keys, I'd say FYL becouse of the rather disrespectful way your brother did this on. he shoud learn some manners.

it's funny because lolumad

why doesn't he go and get a job!

That must SUCK, but atlest it didn't have your paycheck in it and he said: Going to the Bank

can somebody answer this question but what is a goon to a goblin?

yes, but if she had a spare key in the car?

black_knight402, that question! D: a goon to a goblin is nothing. question answered [: if only i knew what a goon was....

guys there can be more than one set of keys per car. all of our cars have at least one spare, if not more.

I think you forgot to mention that you share the car with your brother, op. maybe I'm being presumptuous, but why else would your brother have keys to "your" car? still, FYL.

OP, u should walk home and then let him get you pregnant for the ultimate FML

in fact, how do u leave all these things in the car in the first place?

If you've not the backbone to STAND FOR YOURSELF, why should you expect others to do it in your place? Call the police and have him arrested!

I was going to ask, but others already did: How did he get the keys?

how did he get your purse???

I don't know if such is the case with the OP but I know that in my house everyone has access to spare copies of all the car keys in case one of the cars needs to be moved and it's owner is unavailable. The point being that perhaps the OP didn't hand over the keys, maybe the brother had a spare set. As for the why her purse might be in the car, maybe she couldn't bring it in to work. I had a job once where the manager locked everyone out of the break room because of a couple idiots leaving it a mess, so we couldn't use the lockers. He also wouldn't let us keep our purses, coats, or phones with us while we were working so a lot of people had to leave their stuff in their cars or a friend's car. Just saying...

we have thieves at my work so everyone leaves their purses/wallets/important stuff, in their cars.

If this FML went "Today, I lost my keys and had to walk home," everyone would say "YDI for not giving spares to family members." And if it read "Today, a coworker stole my phone, purse, and wallet," everyone would say "YDI for not locking them in your car." *sigh* I love the Internet. :]

that's ok at hi stag party (hopefully he'll get married soon) take away the liquer. Did that to my brother-gave me 100$ just so I'd show him where I hid the beer

lmfao that sucks xD I would think about revenge

Did you ever consider his car may have broken down, and he had to borrow hers to do something of vital importance, like picking their father up from the airport? In that case, OP deserves it for giing him her keys, AND forgetting the father. This is a hypothetical situition of course, he's probably just a douche.

if that were so, the OP's brother should have been smart enough to TELL her that as well as call the cops instead of just taking it and expecting her coworkers to break the news. he still took her car without her knowing!!

Why should OPs brother call the cops? Sorry it's late, and I don't follow.

wow op wut a bitch. just hire a midget with herpes to fuck him while he sleeps >;D

How exactly does one come across a midget with herpes? Are they generally listed in the yellow pages, or do you plan on wandering around asking every midget you see if they have a VD?

I'm open. I am 27 years old and I am 4.3 feet tall. I charge 80$ hourly.

LOL LARDO MCBLUBBERBALL XD

Don't make that stupid assumption, you're only making an ass out of yourself. I was with you until the whole American part.

So you agreed with everything before it? 7/8 isn't bad at all.

Karma? What does karma have to do with this..?

28- well she must of done something to him...

Eh, not enough info to tell if Op provoked this to happen.

well then he shall hopefully get karma back. :]

I'll tell you what karma has to do with this: her brother took her karma, which also had her pursema and phonema.

ahah you win.

Yeh, that makes sense.