Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML
Today, I heard that my ex wrecked my car. He'd "borrowed it" and has had it for 2 months. He refused to return it. I went to the police and they went behind my back and "attempted" to retrieve it yesterday, without me. This just caused him to run away. FML
Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML
Today, after months of working on our relationship, my ex asked to borrow my car. After many hours and phone calls to see where he was, he still wasn't back. I decided to check my car's GPS and found him at my friend's house. He tried to deny that it was her house, when I've been there multiple times. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML
Today, my father called the cops saying I stole his car. It's my car, but his name is on the title. Why did he report it stolen? Because rather than taking him to a bar and being his designated driver, I went to a job interview. FML
Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML
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Tommy214 20
that's her fault, technically she did steal ot saying that she never had it
mattiscg 22
this is my why im glad im a only child
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Comments (97)
Tommy214 20
that's her fault, technically she did steal ot saying that she never had it
swanheart 35
She stole the car by taking it without ops knowledge or consent. Lying about it later just compounded the offence. The sister deserves her punishment.
deathshead 19
good some people do have the common sense to know that taking without asking is theft... cant say the same for my brother who thinks no answer from a locked room means enter, and no one being there means take what you want.
mattiscg 22
this is my why im glad im a only child
kovalsky_fml 10
Only child here too! Except its my mother stealing the car..
littlekellilee 45
it's not having a sibling that's the issue, it's not having a GOOD sibling. My brother always asks and never lies.
onlychildFTW 34
As my username says. Haha.
prostar9993 15
An*
kaybows 14
Time to go looking for a new sister.
TeasinDaNoobs 16
As funny as you were trying to be, that wasn't funny.
xdafuze 12
I thought it was good lol
yaoi_chan 8
I also thought it was good. Maybe you just dont have a sense of humour.
leogachi 15
@56 I thought it was funny, too, but people on this site have a bad habit of telling people that they don't have a sense of humor when they don't find one thing funny.
laden_swallow09 35
I saw it as humor, but I didn't think it as humorous. Didn't make me laugh, so I downvoted. Simple, really.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
I don't understand how there can be people out there with such intellectual shortcomings.
ohSNAPyall 27
More of a maturity issue.
Szaszaspasz 26
Self-entitled sister issue
baby4mommy 27
If you live in the U.S. All you need to do is watch Donald Trump speak at the Republican Debates on Fox News.
keegnanistan 17
^ this. I have one of those.
HappyItalian 38
I bet she was the kind of sister growing up that would steal your clothing and wear it without you knowing.
SalsaVerdeDonut 22
Your sister is an idiot and deserves nothing less than being arrested, even if it's for a day.
seenoevil818 13
This one is more of a SHE DESERVES IT,.. Sounds like you two aren't best of sisters, hope everything turns out good for the better of you.
karcummings 19
think positive.. maybe she was driving it back to you?
MRSwick2525 23
Aaaaah to be 16yts old and not have a clue! Sweetie she took the vehicle without OP's permission and then flat out lied that she took it. I highly doubt that she just happened to stumble across it and drove it back.
laden_swallow09 35
Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhh, blind idealism never helped anyone.
magicsablebounce 8
Well, lets all hope you can clear this up with your friends and family. FYL
SPN_lover666 27
Time to cut her out of your life for good.
leogachi 15
@10 I would do that for sure.