Hair of the dog

By shartface12 - 06/06/2014 22:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
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thee_most_dope 30

totally saw that one coming lol

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thee_most_dope 30

totally saw that one coming lol

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Brandi_Faith 33

I totally thought it was going to be pee from the middle of the night.

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Arthurie 30

43 - In the wise words of Cleveland from Family Guy, "Oh, that's nasty."

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thisguy22 33

I assumed it would be an ashtray cup/can. Something he put a cigarette, or three, out in the night before.

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ladyLALAA 28

Maybe it was a present from your last night's self? Mix that with some Powerade and you're good to go!

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ghostsoul21 12

Couldn't you smell the difference though.. How does that even happen..

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Miss_Whipped 43

OP might just have been in desperation for a drink as soon as he woke up. We don't always think clearly right as we break out of unconsciousness.

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badluckalex 23

@5- I would still check the cup at least! Although, I have heard that taking a shot the morning after a nght of drinking helps with a hangover.

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yoshiyakiryu 20

I've done it before too, I don't typically get hungover but when I do I tend to not be able to register certain things, e.g. smells.

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AnOriginalName 19

Or semen in beer.

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91hayek 31

Or chew spit, semen and piss in a beer.

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tpm45 25

And this is why you don't get so drunk that you end up like that. You're lucky that it was at least drinkable, OP.

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xNephilim 18

Eh I wouldn't necessarily say that. I've been drunk plenty of times and woke up without a hangover. Then I drank something different once and didn't even get past a buzz but I was puking the next morning.

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pink_lightning 16

It could have been much worse. I was relieved that the FML ended with vodka instead of throw up or cigarette butts. Yuck!

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AnOriginalName 19

So where's the problem?

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Liamj774 36

I think it's waking up with a hangover

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MrConcise 34

Might as well brush your teeth with a bottle of jack while you're at it.

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Miss_Whipped 43

Did he wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy?

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EmiliaB 12

Then grabbed his glasses and went out the door.

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errorcode330 5

Of course, because when he leaves for the night he ain't coming back.

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Gremlinek 16

Average mouth wash has actually more alcohol than Jack (if you don't believe me just check for ethanol % on label).

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Heyo_its_Jo 8

Yikes! But still, it could've been worse. Never trust any drink you find after a party o_O

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