I totally thought it was going to be pee from the middle of the night.

I thought it would be vomit

Best way to cure a hangover hahah jk

43 - In the wise words of Cleveland from Family Guy, "Oh, that's nasty."

I assumed it would be an ashtray cup/can. Something he put a cigarette, or three, out in the night before.

What? What begins? Sounds more like it already ended.

Hangover part 3

What?

Maybe it was a present from your last night's self? Mix that with some Powerade and you're good to go!

OP might just have been in desperation for a drink as soon as he woke up. We don't always think clearly right as we break out of unconsciousness.

@5- I would still check the cup at least! Although, I have heard that taking a shot the morning after a nght of drinking helps with a hangover.

I've done it before too, I don't typically get hungover but when I do I tend to not be able to register certain things, e.g. smells.

Or piss.

Or semen in beer.

Or chew spit, semen and piss in a beer.

Party never ends...

Hair of the dog!! Perfect!

Eh I wouldn't necessarily say that. I've been drunk plenty of times and woke up without a hangover. Then I drank something different once and didn't even get past a buzz but I was puking the next morning.

It could have been much worse. I was relieved that the FML ended with vodka instead of throw up or cigarette butts. Yuck!

I think it's waking up with a hangover

Did he wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy?

Then grabbed his glasses and went out the door.

Of course, because when he leaves for the night he ain't coming back.

Average mouth wash has actually more alcohol than Jack (if you don't believe me just check for ethanol % on label).

Damn party-crasher! Shoo! Go on, get!