By ggabrams - United States - Ewa Beach Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML I agree, your life sucks 61626 You deserved it 5914 106 Comments Favorite Tweet Share ggabrams tells us more : He didn't give an excuse. I was laughing my ass off in the office though.