Ouch!

By Anonymous - 11/11/2021 02:00

Today, my son tripped into a door and slammed it shut. I'd been holding onto the door frame, leaning around to talk to a neighbour, so of course it slammed my fingers. It must be a really sharp door, because I just woke from the surgery to reattach my three amputated fingers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 307
You deserved it 87

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It's not sharp to be idly leaning on a finger guillotine while chatting obliviously.

Did the doctor say if you'll ever be able to flip someone off again???

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It's not sharp to be idly leaning on a finger guillotine while chatting obliviously.

Did the doctor say if you'll ever be able to flip someone off again???

Holy shit you need to have the docs run more tests! It sounds like your fourth finger may be like Bruce Willis from...Unbreakable.