Ouch!

By Anonymous - 11/11/2021 02:00

Today, my son tripped into a door and slammed it shut. I'd been holding onto the door frame, leaning around to talk to a neighbour, so of course it slammed my fingers. It must be a really sharp door, because I just woke from the surgery to reattach my three amputated fingers. FML
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It's not sharp to be idly leaning on a finger guillotine while chatting obliviously.

Marcella1016 31

Holy shit you need to have the docs run more tests! It sounds like your fourth finger may be like Bruce Willis from...Unbreakable.

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It's not sharp to be idly leaning on a finger guillotine while chatting obliviously.

Marcella1016 31

Holy shit you need to have the docs run more tests! It sounds like your fourth finger may be like Bruce Willis from...Unbreakable.