FML : Today, I was so tired I somehow managed to use black false eyelash glue instead of my liquid eyeliner. Every time I sneeze my eyes become glued shut. FML

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Today, I was so tired I somehow managed to use black false eyelash glue instead of my liquid eyeliner. Every time I sneeze my eyes become glued shut. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Katxx93 - / Monday 1 January 2018 14:00 / United Kingdom

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By Gwenevier | 29

#7581440 - Tuesday 2 January 2018 7:46

Sorry bro, gotta call BS on this one. Eyelash glue dries completely after a solid 5 minutes, and then it’s not sticky to the touch anymore.

By mt21mt | 15

#7581268 - Monday 1 January 2018 17:45

Maybe you should wash that off.

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By Akitakat | 28

#7580459 - Friday 29 December 2017 14:42

... & they said, you have no talent.

By Dave_Davington | 33

#7581236 - Monday 1 January 2018 15:51

So your eyes are glued shut. I for one cannot think of a more perfect excuse for a lie down.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7581251 - Monday 1 January 2018 17:16

Just don't shut your eyes when you sneeze. It is as simple as that.

By worldclassrager | 39

#7581256 - Monday 1 January 2018 17:25

Mark them...

By mt21mt | 15

#7581268 - Monday 1 January 2018 17:45

Maybe you should wash that off.

By neuronerd | 28

#7581295 - Monday 1 January 2018 19:21

As someone who uses both liquid liner and eyelash glue, I'm asking how? Unless it's completely different in the UK, those seem impossible to mix up.

IndigoPhlo | 6

#7581527 - Tuesday 2 January 2018 13:38

My lash glue looks like a tube of liquid liner. Has a super thin brush applicator in a tube of black liquid. However, this can't happen to me because I use a felt-tip liner pen.