Today, I was so tired I somehow managed to use black false eyelash glue instead of my liquid eyeliner. Every time I sneeze my eyes become glued shut. FML
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Gwenevier
| 29
Sorry bro, gotta call BS on this one. Eyelash glue dries completely after a solid 5 minutes, and then it’s not sticky to the touch anymore.
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mt21mt
| 15
Maybe you should wash that off.
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Akitakat
| 31
... & they said, you have no talent.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
So your eyes are glued shut. I for one cannot think of a more perfect excuse for a lie down.
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
Just don't shut your eyes when you sneeze. It is as simple as that.
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worldclassrager
| 39
Mark them...
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mt21mt
| 15
Maybe you should wash that off.
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neuronerd
| 28
As someone who uses both liquid liner and eyelash glue, I'm asking how? Unless it's completely different in the UK, those seem impossible to mix up.
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IndigoPhlo
| 6
My lash glue looks like a tube of liquid liner. Has a super thin brush applicator in a tube of black liquid. However, this can't happen to me because I use a felt-tip liner pen.
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manb91uk
| 22
Stay the fuck away from Weeping Angels! You will NOT survive!
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Glowworm56
| 25
"Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good luck."
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chessu
| 21
If you were so tired why even bother with the eyeliner?
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thatslifeiguess7
| 15
Has the thought of urgent care come to mind? If that stuff gets into your eyes you could go blind.
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sweetbliss3
| 37
can't you wash it off? and why are you that tired that you can't see correctly?