By atleasthelocalsarenice - 04/03/2017 12:00

Today, while camping alone in an isolated area, I was woken up at 3 a.m. by a fellow camper, who then offered me a crayfish and a romantic beach walk as a way of flirtation. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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Did you pinch the tail and suck the head? That's how you eat a boiled crayfish, you pervs!

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coolmike699 26
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Under a rock in a nearby stream, maybe?

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Nabexis 9
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Are you camping in Stardew valley? That sounds like the random crap that I'd give to NPCs in stardew valley.

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Tomato_Cheese 22
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Where the hell did he get a fucking crayfish.

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coolmike699 26
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Under a rock in a nearby stream, maybe?

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Benpie 22
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The beach?

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species4872 19

From the Ocean dopey.

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jcash52426 5

At the local store

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RichardPencil 30
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Did you pinch the tail and suck the head? That's how you eat a boiled crayfish, you pervs!

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slothstronaught 11
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So... did you say yes?

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thatslifeiguess7 16

My daughter refuses to camp for this and many reasons! she says we spent far too long to get shelter then to run into the woods like man before he found caves! Also if he/she let you keep your phone in the hole he has you in call 911 not go on fml

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Narcisse_fml 25

WHAT????

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ALonelyStranger 12
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If it wasn't at 3am that would've been pretty romantic

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pavelchekov 12

And the FML is what? That you couldn't get your panties off in time? That sounds like the perfect partner.

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Dominus101 20
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Well better to be awaken by a fellow camper with an awkward date proposal, than a Grizzly Bear

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young_stud 14

This sounds like the beginning of a horror movie.

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ILoveDecim 13
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Was he hot at least?

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