By atleasthelocalsarenice - 04/03/2017 12:00

Today, while camping alone in an isolated area, I was woken up at 3 a.m. by a fellow camper, who then offered me a crayfish and a romantic beach walk as a way of flirtation. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Did you pinch the tail and suck the head? That's how you eat a boiled crayfish, you pervs!

Under a rock in a nearby stream, maybe?

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Are you camping in Stardew valley? That sounds like the random crap that I'd give to NPCs in stardew valley.

Did you pinch the tail and suck the head? That's how you eat a boiled crayfish, you pervs!

thatslifeiguess7 16

My daughter refuses to camp for this and many reasons! she says we spent far too long to get shelter then to run into the woods like man before he found caves! Also if he/she let you keep your phone in the hole he has you in call 911 not go on fml

If it wasn't at 3am that would've been pretty romantic

pavelchekov 12

And the FML is what? That you couldn't get your panties off in time? That sounds like the perfect partner.

Well better to be awaken by a fellow camper with an awkward date proposal, than a Grizzly Bear

young_stud 14

This sounds like the beginning of a horror movie.